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   What Kept My Love Life Lean by JokieRokie

   Fandoms: Columbo  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Lieutenant Columbo (Columbo)/Reader
   • Lieutenant Columbo (Columbo)
   • Reader
   • mentions of Dog (Columbo)
   • Smut
   • Fluff and Smut
   • 5+1 Things
   • Vanilla Kink
   • vanilla smut
   • hes an old man from the 70s hes not gonna pour wax on you
   • genderless reader
   • use of multi pronouns for reader
   • sexless anatomy
   • mentions of readers weight
   • in a good way
   • Hand Kink
   • Lingerie
   • Praise Kink
   • slight degradation
   • columbo has a chode lmao
   • columbo speaks italian
   • author doesnt
   • google translate warrior
   • technically unexpected pregnancy trope
   • is it a trope if its just one sentence
   • at the end no less
   • you are mrs columbo

   Summary

   You and Columbo are happily married. A little sexlessly too.

   After being asked a totally invasive question, Columbo realizes how long it's been since he got any action. Not like he needs any, it just- bugged him this time. So, after being interrupted one too many times, he also realizes why it's been so long.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,609

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Comments:

   17

   Kudos:

   92

   Bookmarks:

   9

   Hits:

   1,447

   Bookmarked by Fofik

   21 Jan 2025

   Bookmarker's Notes

   A lovely story 🌷