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“What do you mean you never come?”
“I don’t know,” she shrugged her shoulders and looked away, “Ron thinks I just can’t physically do it.”
“And can you?”
Hermione tried to think back on the orgasms she had had in the past. There had been two. Both brought by her own hand – one with the aid of a vibrator – a long time ago. “I think so.”
“Then show me.”
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Ron has not been satisfied with his and Hermione’s sex life; he takes way too long to come, and she just never does. So when Harry tells him that Pansy Parkinson is known to like couple-swapping for a night, he sees the perfect opportunity to convince Hermione to let him have sex with someone else. Despite Hermione’s reluctance, she accepts.
There are just three things Ron hadn’t been counting on: one, Pansy Parkinson is dating Draco Malfoy; two, Draco is very determined to prove that Hermione can indeed come; and three, watching his girlfriend and arch-nemesis prove him wrong through a charmed wall is not the type of fun he had planned for the evening.
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06 Aug 2026
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Malfoy met Hermione with a glare, his grey eyes simmering with what she could only describe as pure, undiluted hatred.
“Piss off, Granger." He stood to his full height. From where she sat, he seemed like a giant and she suddenly felt very, very small. "Pansy was right. No one in their right mind would go to the ball with you.”
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Study, sleep, repeat. Maintain her scholarship and graduate.
This is all that Hermione Granger’s life consists of, all that she has planned for her final year at the prestigious Godric’s Hollow Grammar, a school for only the richest of England’s elite.
It’s a simple plan.
If only it hadn’t been for that afternoon detention with Draco Malfoy.
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26 Jun 2026
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*** NOW COMPLETE ***
**2025 Reddit Top Dramione**
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Best Dark AU'sThe Malfoys’ have always been blood purists, that truth is undeniable. Draco, however, has never cared for the purity of lineage. His obsession is far more intimate, far more consuming. To Draco, true purity lies in Hermione Granger. He worships her unblemished soul, her untouchable body, and her obstinate defiance that no man has ever been worthy to tame.
When the Snatchers drag her into Malfoy Manor, the opportunity to claim her purity is placed at his feet like an offering to the gods. Hermione Granger, bound and bloodied, becomes his to claim. For in Draco’s mind, there is no one else as pure as her, and no one else deserving but him. Touch her, and you die. Deny him, and he will set the world aflame.
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05 Dec 2025
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The Kingdom of Yoonseul’s most wanted criminal, an alpha named Jeon Jeongguk, has finally been caught and imprisoned in the palace dungeon. Everyone is expecting a public execution, but to humiliate the alpha instead the King Regent sentences Jeongguk to servitude, forcing him to attend to the omega crown prince, Park Jimin, like a lowly slave.
Little do they know, Jeongguk is exactly where he wants to be – he’s been hired to kidnap the prince, after all, and he has every intention of succeeding.
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14 Sep 2025
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8 years after the war, Hermione is a single parent working as a healer for St. Mungo's. When tragedy strikes the hospital and former Death Eaters and their families are being hunted, Hermione is thrown into a mystery like none before. When a web of lies are exposed, Hermione finds herself putting her trust in none other than single father and Auror, Draco Malfoy.
Hermione and Draco have to learn to trust one another despite their rocky shared history. As more secrets are uncovered, Hermione and Draco work together and along the way find family, friendship, and a spark of magic.
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