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   Play Pretend by IchorBride

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 May 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood/Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson/Charlie Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Charlie Weasley
   • OC - Character
   • Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter)
   • Language of Flowers
   • Meddling Pansy Parkinson
   • Oblivious Hermione Granger
   • Pining
   • Misinformation
   • Pansy’s terrible at poker
   • Quidditch Player Draco Malfoy
   • Professional Seeker Draco Malfoy
   • Jealousy
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Eventual Smut
   • Draco Malfoy words things vaguely so it’s confusing for everyone
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Mild Ron Weasley Bashing
   • Slow Burn
   • and i mean really slow

   Summary

   Pansy Parkinson had a brilliant, but petty idea: Hermione should give Ron a taste of his own medicine— after quite the public break up Ron Weasley insists one parading whichever girl he deemed special enough for the night in front of Hermione— and frankly, Pansy had enough of Hermione’s moon eyes.
   A petty arrangement is proposed between Hermione and Pansy’s best friend, Draco Malfoy. Hermione refuses at first, not wanting a relationship or a one night stand but when Pansy utters the words “Play Pretend,” followed afterwards by “he’s gay,” well, Hermione saw her chance to make Ron’s head pop off.
   Only, things never go according to plan when Pansy is involved. Hermione should have known better.

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