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When Mike meets Rome, he’s young, dumb, and full of himself.
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“Children dress up in costumes and beg strangers for candy,” Caine says slowly. “And everybody’s fine with this?”
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- Part 3 of Gift
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Caine hesitates, and then he says, “I’d just like to be with Your Majesty.”
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- Part 2 of Gift
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“But why would law enforcement want fuzzy pink handcuffs?”
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Jupiter’s having trouble accessing Seraphi’s space bucks, so Caine takes a second job on Earth.
A story brought to you by the letters M and M and the number Channing Tatum’s hips.
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Last night, Ilya dreamed Shane served him divorce papers. They were making dinner when suddenly Shane pulled them out of the microwave and thrust them into Ilya’s hand. This isn’t working, he said. I’m divorcing you. No negotiations.
And look: of course Ilya understands that it was just a dream. The official divorce petition was a stack of sticky notes. Shane had faintly green skin and, Ilya is pretty sure, a third eye next to his left nipple. It obviously wasn’t real.
But.
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Bookmarked by Georgina
24 Jan 2026
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Cunk on Hockey by qkind for Orichalxos
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Philomena Cunk travels to Canada to interview Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, the goal being to sell hockey to British audiences.
Warning: The author knows as much about hockey as Philomena Cunk.
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Bookmarked by Georgina
23 Jan 2026
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But I hate when I feel like this (and I never hated you) by SatsumaSegments
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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At the base of Shane Hollander’s throat is a dark red hickey. It’s fresh, no more than a day or two old, stark and striking against his otherwise unblemished skin.
Ilya feels possessed.
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Shane shows up to the Montreal vs Boston game in ep4 with a hickey. Ilya takes it about as well as you'd expect.
(In which they're definitely hatefucking because they definitely hate each other and definitely don't feel anything else towards each other. Don't worry. Nothing to see here. Especially not any tenderness or love. Nope.)
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- Part 1 of Leave the rest at arm's length
Bookmarked by Georgina
23 Jan 2026
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Casey Williams @casey_williams - October 1, 2018
Slowing Down Life and Speeding Up Hockey - My one-on-one with Ottawa’s newest center, Ilya Rozanov. [LINK]--
The Ottawa Centaurs from 2016 to 2021 as told through the tweets of their resident beat reporter.
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- Part 1 of The Cens Beat Reporter
Bookmarked by Georgina
22 Jan 2026
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There's never a good time for a zombie outbreak, but Shane does feel irrationally and personally offended that it happens the week before Ilya is due to visit him at the cottage.
Bookmarked by Georgina
20 Jan 2026
