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Haaland, Bellingham and the Wolves of Lindisfarne by DrCourt
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
11 Jul 2026
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"Jude looked away immediately. He had seen Haaland naked before. He knew perfectly well how broad and muscular his body was. He also knew all about the famous “third leg” that became an internet meme whenever his shorts outlined a little more than they should. But Haaland had never stood naked in front of him and literally asked him to look down."
Summary: Haaland expected to play England in the World Cup. Instead, he gets kidnapped by an eighth-century druid, thrown into a cage, blamed for the Viking invasion of Lindisfarne, and discovers that Jude Bellingham is somehow responsible for all of it. Things only get worse from there.
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