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All the rumors are true, what ya heard, that's true, yeah (I fuck him) by hslutmedicine
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
31 Oct 2023
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“There are rumors about us, ya know.”
“I know. I spread them.”
Or the one where Harry and Louis are football stars on the same team, who are constantly at odds, and all of the rumors about them are true.
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03 Feb 2026
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Coming of age in the declining northern borough of Cokeworth wouldn’t be easy for any eight-year-old boy. For reasons that defied logic, being named ‘Harry Potter’ only seemed to complicate matters.
Second in the Storm Surge Series.
Sequel to Grease & Lightning.
HP&SS friend/mentor/Severitus-style fic. No slash.
M rating is for language and violence/gore.
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- Part 2 of Storm Surge
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02 Feb 2026
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Rev. version 2014 PLEASE READ! This combines ALL of the stories in the original Second Chance series: Harry Potter's Second Chance, Second Chance Take Two, Second Chance The Death Eater & The Rat. This is AU. Many chapters have had additions to the text or re-written to fix problems such as plot gaps, grammar, and punctuation.
Takes place after Goblet of Fire. Harry de-ages himself, and Snape adopts him.
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- English
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- 395,201
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- 94/94
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02 Feb 2026
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When Harry blows up Aunt Marge, Dumbledore decides he can't be left to his own devices in Diagon Alley for the whole of August and sends him to stay with the only person available - one highly displeased Severus Snape. Harry, for his part, doesn't think this summer could get any worse. After all, what could be more unpleasant than living with Professor Snape?
Finding out that Draco Malfoy is also staying at Spinner’s End, of course.
None of them know how they'll survive a month in each others' company, but they might just come out the other side with something they all need the most: a family.
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- Part 1 of A Patchwork Family
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- English
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- 352,357
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- 50/50
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02 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursley House by the most unexpected people during a dinner with the new owner of Vernon's company. Harry's world is turned upside down and inside out. However, Harry realizes that he needs to take control of his life and is determined to do whatever it takes to live it his way with the help of some old and new family and friends.
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02 Feb 2026