The name's Mitch. Seriously. Saying "Hey, Mitch!" to me earns a prompt smirk and a little birdy.
Part-time writer, sarcastic asshole, and rotten apple of my mother's eye.
I RP Haymitch on tumblr, but will also take Hayffie prompts.
Standard Disclaimer for all works of fanfiction: These characters are not mine and I make no profit off of my fanworks. They are merely for my enjoyment as well as for the enjoyment of others. In most cases, I only own the plots and original characters I've created for the purpose of writing my stories. Credit will be given should I use anything inspired by someone else's fanwork with permission.