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  1. Rec 60

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    This is the fifth take.

    It’s expected. After all, no one expects the perfect take to be done in one shot.

    Still. This wasn’t what James had been expecting when he was told he was directing the photoshoot.

     

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    Or 5 times people realise that Rozanov and Hollander aren’t rivals and one time they realise Ilya and Shane are so much more than that

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    30 Jan 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander think they’re being subtle.

    They are not.

    A series of outsider POVs (from taxi drivers to hot dog vendors) who all, independently, come to the same conclusion.

    Update: All the chapters are independant so I will add some chapters when I have new ideas!

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Shane has always trusted the Montreal Voyageurs, but it seems that trust was misplaced. In a post-game interview, a reporter informs him that his parents were in a car accident before his team ever did, and everything fractures in that moment.

    Months of patterns that have excluded him finally come to a head. Shane makes a decision that detonates across the league — and his life.

    A two-shot of Shane being ready to burn it all to the ground and finally choosing himself!

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    28 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 59

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    Ilya felt one of those phantom pains, this one his hip, from himself at fifteen years old. He hadn’t been scared to fight back at that age. He even relished in it when Alexei or his father had been especially cruel. His older brother had accidentally shoved him into a wall during one of their games, his hip knocking into the hard edge of the doorframe. In return, Ilya threw Alexei into the couch so hard it broke. He’d gotten the belt for it while Alexei walked free.

    Or, a post-win celebration has Shane and Ilya in the locker room with their team, play-fighting, and Ilya accidentally bruises Shane's ribs. He hadn't even realized it, but he'd become exactly like his brother.

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    28 Jan 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Shane was lost in thought for a good ten minutes. Off-screen, Ilya sighed. “Bed now, зануда.”

    Shane barely reacted, just humming in acknowledgment. “Yeah, yeah, one more video.”

     

    Then silence. A long, stretching silence.

     

    Then the slow, horrifying realization.

     

    “Shane,” Ilya’s voice was suddenly sharp. “Is stream still on?”

     

    Shane’s stomach dropped. His finger touched the end stream button before he could see the chat.

     

    Fuck.

    followed by a BUNCH of reactions using social media

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    25 Jan 2026