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    A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.

    “Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”

    After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes

    A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.

    “Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”

    After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.

     

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/67337722?view_full_work=true

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    At age nine, Katarina Claes makes a horrible realization about a particular convenience of the modern world that Sorcier sorely lacks.

    So she decides to fix it.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Period Piece by thimblefullofdespair

    At age nine, Katarina Claes makes a horrible realization about a particular convenience of the modern world that Sorcier sorely lacks.

    So she decides to fix it.

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/26868814

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    Senkuu loves science. It's straight forward. It's logical. But people, people are confusing. They make illogical decisions all the time- especially if done while 'following their heart'. After all his interactions with people where one person 'like liked' another or had a 'crush' or were 'head over heels' or...whatever, Senkuu has come to a solid hypothesis.
    Love is stupid and irrational. And he will never find himself making such an error.

    A comedy about Senkuu's different experiences with romantic love throughout his life. Really, he just wants to be left alone to do science. This poor man, just let him science in peace.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Love is Like Protactinium- It's Useless By Niki_the_Awesome

    Senkuu loves science. It's straight forward. It's logical. But people, people are confusing. They make illogical decisions all the time- especially if done while 'following their heart'. After all his interactions with people where one person 'like liked' another or had a 'crush' or were 'head over heels' or...whatever, Senkuu has come to a solid hypothesis.
    Love is stupid and irrational. And he will never find himself making such an error.

    A comedy about Senkuu's different experiences with romantic love throughout his life. Really, he just wants to be left alone to do science. This poor man, just let him science in peace.

     

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/20325100?view_full_work=true

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    Per the prompt, "the Spider-Man fic where anti-mutant bigots think JJ is one of them because of how he is about Spider-Man and he experiences no personal insight whatsoever in reaction to this but is so offended he dedicates the front cover of the Bugle to spotlighting the X-Men for like three days straight and Peter is keysmash feelings".

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    12 Jan 2026

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    Respectability, Politics by brawltogethernow

    Per the prompt, "the Spider-Man fic where anti-mutant bigots think JJ is one of them because of how he is about Spider-Man and he experiences no personal insight whatsoever in reaction to this but is so offended he dedicates the front cover of the Bugle to spotlighting the X-Men for like three days straight and Peter is keysmash feelings".

     

    https://archiveofourown.org/works/35200876

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    “The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”

    “Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.

    Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”

    “I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”

    Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”

    Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”

    In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.

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    01 Mar 2025

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    Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam

    “The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”

     

    “Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.

    Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”

    “I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”

    Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”

    Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”

    In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.