HopelessBanana
Fandoms
- The Adventure Zone (Podcast) (6)
- Tokyo Ghoul (4)
- Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) (2)
- Neon Genesis Evangelion (1)
- Homestuck (1)
Recent works
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A Person Like Other People (An Equal Pound of Your Fair Flesh) by TomatoSoup (HopelessBanana)
Fandoms: 病案本 - 肉包不吃肉 | Case File Compendium - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
18 Oct 2021
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Xie Qingcheng goes alone to sacrifice himself to the dragon terrorising his village. He thinks he is going to be eaten. He Yu takes his body in a different way.
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the wizard and the reaper by HopelessBanana, maricharde
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Sep 2018
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Kravitz's number is left on a bathroom stall wall. Taako decides to text him. Neither of them have any idea who the other is.
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And Every Morning After by HopelessBanana for ollertonEX
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
24 Dec 2017
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Kravitz and Taako are domestic. Kravitz wants to wake up to him every day.
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The Tent Porn I'm About To Make With Your Body by HopelessBanana
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
07 Nov 2017
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Kravitz admits something he's been thinking about for a while now.
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doctor, doctor, give me the the news (i got a bad case of loving you) by HopelessBanana
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
13 Aug 2017
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At the end of a long shift, Kravitz is forced to amputate a patient's arm. But the night isn't all bad: one of the friends who brought him in is the most beautiful man he's ever met. And he's a terrible influence.
(A surgeon and a struggling single father fall in love. A patient is patient and a pilot flies home.)
Recent series
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Unrequited love in the Tsukiyama family.
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- 6,347
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
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through the eye of a needle by funeralstrut
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2025
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When the original Luo Binghe crashes into his humble mountain abode, Shen Qingqiu half-expects that the shitty world of Proud Immortal Demon Way might just implode from its blackened demonic protagonist meeting his own younger, innocent disciple self. But when it doesn't, he's going to have to deal with something much more complicated: figuring out original Luo Binghe's intentions when he declares he’s moving into the bamboo hut, creating the world's most awkward roommate situation!
Nevertheless, Shen Qingqiu might still have a fighting chance of survival—if he can only decipher the haunting look in grown Luo Binghe's eyes, and his own increasingly muddled feelings...
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- English
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- 64,079
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- 20/?
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Bookmarked by HopelessBanana
04 Jul 2024
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Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2020
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He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.
If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?
- Language:
- English
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- 103,004
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 4,830
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- 29,966
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- 11,433
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- 596,939
Bookmarked by HopelessBanana
16 Mar 2024
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There May Be Some Collateral Damage by metisket
Fandoms: Bleach, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2015
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Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 61,217
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 50
- Comments:
- 1,254
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- 16,582
- Bookmarks:
- 6,361
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- 304,625
Bookmarked by HopelessBanana
11 Mar 2024
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,689
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 20
- Comments:
- 1,976
- Kudos:
- 19,820
- Bookmarks:
- 8,361
- Hits:
- 184,238
Bookmarked by HopelessBanana
10 Mar 2024
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They can’t just ‘have sex.’ That would be ridiculous. There needs to be at least two motorcycle chases, a kidnapping, illegal drugs, mutual death threats, and millions of dollars in cash to even consider getting in bed with Lupin. Right?
(fully illustrated!)
Series
- Part 3 of fujiko gets railed
Bookmarked by HopelessBanana
25 Aug 2023