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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Apparently I write NH smut out of character, and I try to emulate the author of 50 Shades of Grey. (I never read nor watched 50 Shades of Grey, but whatever.) Oh! And my stories (and NaruHina Smut Month) are ruining the innocence and purity of the NH relationship because Naruto and Hinata are too “clueless and dorky” to engage in hot sex. Well this is going to be my first attempt at writing dorky NH smut!

    Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto nor am I affiliated with the series. The series belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, Studio Pierrot and VIZ Media. I don’t work for those companies; I write for fun and for free.

    Rated MA: for crude, perverse humor, bondage and blindfolding, oral and vaginal sex.

    Synopsis: Random sexual exploits featuring Konoha’s most innocent couple. (Set some time after The Last, but before the wedding.)

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    18 Feb 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    It was 2 hours past their meeting time and yet Naruto still wasn't there.

    As her patience grew thinner by the minute, Sakura went with the only logical solution she could think of; busting his door open and beat him up good. Without a second to spare, she furiously fused chakra into her clenched fist and with one forceful punch, his door went flying at an amazing height, making just enough room for her to enter.

    She entered the room nonchalantly as if it were any normal day in his apartment.

    And what she saw drained the entire life out of her.
    (set 2 months after The Last)

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    18 Feb 2023

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    She takes a deep breath and says, “No risk, no reward.”

    Naruto’s expression shifts into something wholly appreciative and indulgent before he steps up to the mountainside and finds his own holds in the rock and dirt. Hinata turns back to the mountain with cheeks stained rose petal pink, and continues up on higher.

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    18 Feb 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Konoha is a blossoming modern city with an ancient past of forgotten folklore. Shinobi are no more than heroes of children's bedtime stories and fodder for urban legends. Hinata is a young reporter looking for her first big break. A mysterious fire at the infamous and abandoned Farmhouse has the potential to be a big story. Thanks to the help of a hot firefighter named Naruto, Hinata finds out much more than she ever wanted to know. The basement holds much more than ashes and secrets. As urban legends come to life, people begin to disappear, and a city sits on the brink of disaster. When everything seems to be falling apart, will Hinata find the answer to the question she is terrified to ask? Naruhina modern AU.

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    18 Feb 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    So their lips parted, breathless and oh-so drunk, "What are we, Naruto-kun?"
    "Uhm...friends?" he hesitated.
    "But, friends are not supposed to know how each other's lips taste, are they?"

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    18 Feb 2023