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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Grantaire tried to keep people at arm's length - he was a werewolf; it was too dangerous to let anyone get close. Having friends was bad enough, but it was impossible to keep Les Amis away completely.
    As for catching the attention of a certain charismatic blond? Out of the question.

    In which Grantaire knows himself to be a lost cause, and Enjolras loves nothing more than a challenge.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    24 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Grantaire wakes up the 6th of June of 1832 after sleeping through the entire revolution.

    Or a fix-it of sorts where Enjolras, Grantaire and Javert survive.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    "You came to the edge of Time and Night, at the borders of oblivion, to offer me the chance to undo my death and return to life?"

    "Before I answer that question, I want to know if you're about to call me an idiot."

    "I cannot swear that I am not," Dream says, with the faintest hint of a smile. "Even for you, Hob, this is dangerous. More than you understand. And yet," he adds before Hob can formulate a defence, "I am. Honoured. You should not have come, but..."

    "But you're kind of glad I did, aren't you?"

     

    (Hob Gadling attends the funeral of the King of Dreams. But that isn't where the story ends. It's only where it begins.)

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    03 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Erik is stuck in his own mind replaying the events that occurred in the opera house nearly a year ago. When he suddenly hears footsteps echoing through his tunnels he has no choice but to go investigate. When it is the last person he wants to see in the world, he somehow manages to hold down his own frustrations long enough to accept their presence since they bring news of Christine.

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    01 Jul 2020