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    Edgeworth tried not to get involved in others' personal affairs. But if he let Gumshoe go to his ex's wedding alone, the man would be miserable and useless. And he was hardly going to get someone get away with humiliating his detective.

    He could play pretend for one night. And that's all it was, of course. Pretend.

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    There’s a man looking up at Will, who has clearly been distracted from - Oh. Throwing limbs into the river. Human limbs. Lovely, he thinks sarcastically. Then he thinks it again because it actually is kind of lovely. The man looks confident. At ease with what he is. He’s kinda hot, too.

    Or: Will tries to jump off a bridge but ends up offering himself up to a cannibalistic serial killer...as you do.

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    "A Lunch Date with Opposing Counsel Causes No “Objections”! screams the headline. The picture is of Phoenix and Edgeworth, sitting together at that little cafe near the courthouse that Phoenix likes to drag Edgeworth to when he sees his friend hasn’t been eating. They’re leaning in close and Phoenix is laughing at something Edgeworth had been saying. He must have been, because Edgeworth has that little smug quirk to the corner of his lips that he always gets whenever he makes Phoenix laugh so hard he has trouble breathing."

    Now with some absolutely gorgeous art from tfwlawyers on tumblr!

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    You wake up with Dimple hovering next to you like it's the most normal thing in the world.

    He critiques your oatmeal, you kiss him in hopes he'd stay quiet, and somehow this is love now.

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    In the spring of 1951, Channel 6 sends Vincent Whittman down to New Orleans to do a fluff piece on Mardi Gras. One of the local media men ends up having a lot in common with him. (More specifically, that handsome radio guy and Vincent are trying to kill the same man.)

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