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   Harry Potter and the Nine Idiots in Love by MidnightHeadcanons

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • General Audiences
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Gen
   • Work in Progress

   13 Sep 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
   • Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini
   • Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
   • Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter/Oliver Wood
   • Harry Potter/Fred Weasley
   • Harry Potter/George Weasley
   • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter/Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter & Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Cedric Diggory
   • Oliver Wood
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Severus Snape
   • Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent
   • Father-Son Relationship
   • Protective Severus Snape
   • Hogwarts Era
   • Everyone Loves Harry Potter
   • Jealousy
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Comedy
   • Chaos
   • No Character Bashing
   • Happy Ending
   • Harry Potter Has a Harem
   • I'm Bad at Tagging

   Summary

   Harry expected Hogwarts to be full of magic, homework, and the occasional life threatening adventure.

   He did not expect half the castle to develop a crush on him.

   Severus Snape, however, refuses to let a group of hormone ridden teenagers anywhere near his son. Whether they're a peacock, a Quidditch fanatic, a pair of walking disasters, or suspiciously charming Slytherins, they all receive the same answer.

   No.

   Unfortunately for Severus, they don't seem to understand the meaning of the word.

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   English

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