ImSorryForTheArson

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    Klaus' hands were still filthy with dried blood and muck as he fumbled at the clasps, the combination lock on the top. Desperate, blind hope had his heart going a mile a minute.
    The dial still read that seemingly random set of numbers it had the first time he opened it on the bus, what felt like a lifetime ago.

    0213-18-02-1967

    “Please.” Klaus choked. “Please work.”
    He opened the briefcase.

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    18 Mar 2022

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    18 Oct 2022

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    Most people who were unlucky enough to meet Jonathan Sims assumed he had no friends. This was true, up to a point two months after Jon became a researcher at the Magnus Institute: afterwards Jon had no friends, except for Sasha James.

    In which Timothy Stoker is attributable to a fake dating scheme, Gerry Keay is attributable to witchcraft, Martin Blackwood is attributable to an ill-advised crush, and Daisy Tonner is attributable to soulmates.

    And in which Sasha James is attributable to arson.

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    08 Dec 2024

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    Ash grows up. Turns out, saving the world since you were ten probably isn't the best for your mental health.

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    14 Sep 2024

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    First her parents vanished. Then her brother left. Then foster family after foster family didn't work out. Temperance Brennan learned that there is no such thing as permanence, that she is no good at navigating interpersonal relationships, and that people will always let her down.

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    15 Aug 2024

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