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    Thanks to Mother Miranda you now work with a semi-delusional, old woman named Angie for the mysterious Lord Beneviento. You discover that no one has heard, seen, or spoken to this lord and you start to question if they even exist. A wide hole is punched into that theory after you hear music being played in the forbidden basement, but before you could see who was playing, you were shut out. After that encounter you start to feel as though you are being watched and try use that to your advantage to lure this allusive lord out into the open. However, Lord Beneviento isn't the only one who has their eye set on you.

    This story is not canon to the Resident Evil Village gameplay but will feature some of the recognizable characters which include but are not limited to: Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Salvatore Moreau, Karl Heisenberg, and Mother Miranda.

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    A familiar hero from another time teams up with the Captain to save Hope County, and maybe herself in the process.

    The figure turned its head when it heard singing in the nearby shed. It slinked through the undergrowth, curious, tilting a head shrouded by a hood and covered with a mask. It stood, peering into a crack in the old shed’s wall and watched the fit middle-aged woman rummaging through old junk. The voice that was pouring out of the red-headed woman was soft, but strong, perfectly in key and confident. It was beautiful. And it was singing one of the Judge’s, no, the deputy’s favorite songs. The Judge felt an odd tug in her belly, felt emotions she had not felt in years.

    “SHE IS YOUR SHEPHERD,” the Voice whispered into the Judge’s ear.
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    Alcina Dimitrescu’s eyes have always been perceived as cold and terrifying. What happens when her bug-spawn daughters look at them for the first time?

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    Your Mistress offers you a gift to fulfill even your wildest dreams. You're not one to refuse.

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    Alyssa Ashcroft is missing.

    When Grace follows her mother’s trail to Rhodes Hill Chronic Care Center, she quickly finds that some truths are more dangerous than she could have ever imagined.

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