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Adventures of Shi Qingxuan and Xie Lian in the 21st century mortal realm (Sorry did i say adventures? i meant disasters) by Imtotallystable
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2024
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all the covers seemed very nice until one cover stood out
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The Qiandeng temple altar table
Volume 4
Xie Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry
How could someone have possibly known that happened?
"Dianxia, that cover-..."
Shi Qingxuan said abruptly after noticing aswell
"Oh-well uh- tha- that- I didn't know that people knew- that me and San Lang- uhm-yes-erhm..."
Xie Lian wanted to smash his head on the bookcase and die. It was a discovery to know that people really liked his and Hua Cheng's relationship but he didn't know people like it that much.
Xie Lian and Shi Qingxuan ran out of the shop, dashing towards the open street.
Shi Qingxuan said "Why are we running away from so many crazy people in shops today??? How are you so fast Dianxia??"
considering this was not Xie Lian's first time running away from people it was no surprise that he would become a marathon runner in a millisecond, as for people being crazy he knew they were nothing compared to Qi rong therefore he wasn't that shocked. The deranged man at the tea shop would be considered more like a creep to Xie Lian, giving off the same vibes of white no- face.
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basically if xie lian gets an ipod and is obsessed with doja cat's say so
inspired by this thing
https://youtu.be/RBpY8fHQB44?si=J4rwRAsISuTTWB5r
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Mike walks in on his roommate making out with another guy and gets really upset about it. For all of the normal, straight reasons.
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05 Jan 2026
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quite the catch by scrapimmortal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
18 Dec 2024
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Having come to a decision, he took hold of the ghost and hoisted him onto his shoulder like a very large, very tall sack of rice. The ghost sucked in an unnecessary, shaky breath.
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Xie Lian sets out to capture a ghost, and succeeds. It's just... a different ghost than the one he was after.
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22 Mar 2025
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How It Should Be Done by AcrossThePage (this_vulnerable_one)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2021
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“Well, if San Lang wouldn’t mind teaching me, I’d really like to know just how it should be done, purely for practical reasons of course.”
Hua Cheng looked over at Xie Lian. He raised his brows as his lips twitched in what Xie Lian could only describe as mischief. Hua Cheng then immediately schooled his expression, adopting a serious air.
“Ah, of course, of course. Well, Gege, it really is better to show, not tell. Might this humble one be granted such an honor?”
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Xie Lian doesn't do CPR right. He asks Hua Cheng to teach him. Non CPR-related things happen.
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17 Oct 2023
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Three B's by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Jun 2021
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Wei Wuxian: right! the plan!
Wei Wuxian: I call it Three B’s. Three B’s as in BOTTOMS UP, BOTTOMS OFF, BOTTOM DOWN
Wei Wuxian: you want to know why?
Jiang Cheng: no
Wei Wuxian: it’s simple! first i ask lan zhan to come hang out, and we drink, thus: bottoms up! then, after I’ve gotten a little liquid courage, i will make a move and lan zhan will be seduced and we take off our clothes, thus: bottoms off! which will lead to me getting absolutely railed, wailing for mercy, thus: bottom down!
or, wwx attempts to seduce lwj
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15 Sep 2023