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Microwaved Sponge by SkateboardEater24
Fandoms: The SpongeBob Musical - Various/Anthony & Coulton/Jarrow
10 Mar 2026
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It's Carson and Corbin's last summer in their home town after graduation and they both--without meaning to--choose to spend that summer at Camp Buchon. But the problem is, they haven't talked in a whole month because of an argument that cost their whole friendship, or did it?
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love like a lead pipe (the cold and callous type) by falloutboi
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
09 Feb 2026
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“Does it need to be like ceramics last semester? Do I need to drop you off and pick you up at the door again like a fucking preschooler?” Will shakes his head as best as he can, a whimper escaping from his lips. Mike grips his jaw tighter. “Speak.”
“N-no, Mike.” Yes, actually, Will wants to say. He liked it when Mike did that last semester, walking him to and from class like Will’s big, scary guard dog. Sometimes, if Will was lucky, Mike would wait in the hallway during his class, clutching some mass market paperback, spine cracked and curled in on itself. Even big, scary guard dogs have owners, Will would think as Mike stayed put for him.
In which someone asks for Will’s number and it makes Mike murderously angry.
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- Part 1 of ruckus!
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21 Feb 2026
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Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew are on top of the world. They just made it through their entire first year at St. Mungo's School of Medicine and are now facing their last summer in New York City with absolutely no exams, plans, or responsibilities.
Unfortunately, nothing kills the mood faster than your estranged little brother showing up for first year orientation. What could possibly go wrong?
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[Medical School/Hospital Muggle AU. Endgame Jegulus (but with some Jily), Wolfstar, Dorlene, Rosekiller with angst, fluff, medical drama, and... a little Vigilante Shit?]
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16 Feb 2026
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Regulus has always known he's destined to drown. He feels it deep in his chest, past his rib cage, nestled somewhere behind his organs. He feels it in his arm when his mother squeezes it a little harder than a mother should. He felt it, the water rising in his throat, when his brother slipped out the window and into the night. He often wonders if it'd be easier to just let himself sink.
He often wonders if he has a choice.
Regulus gets sent back to school with a mission from the Dark Lord himself— find the “beast in the chamber” and claim its fangs without killing it. But when a certain curly-haired bespectacled boy asks for a rather large favor, everything suddenly gets a lot more complicated.
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16 Feb 2026
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“Listen, love, you’re not going to be happy about this, but the press is going to love it.” Narcissa, Regulus’s agent as well as cousin, says through the phone.
“That’s a great start to the conversation.” Regulus retorts.
“Oh, hush. So, the musical coordinator has been talking to your brother recently…”
“No. No. Absolutely not.” Regulus immediately shuts down.
“Reggie, listen. Your new movie is so highly anticipated that having The Marauders write a song specifically for it? Everyone will go wild.”
“I don’t care. I don’t want it.”
“Well, it’s not actually up to you. I’m only telling you as a nicety. The Marauders have already agreed.”
or, Regulus is the highest-paid actor of his generation, and when his brother's band agrees to write a song for his film, the brothers are forced to speak to each other again after seven years.
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- Part 1 of blinding lights universe
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16 Feb 2026