JamieTheBastard
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Space War Movie. by JamieTheBastard
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Alien Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Blade Runner (Movies), Indiana Jones Series, Pulp Fiction (1994), Harry Potter RPF
20 Jun 2020
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Star Wars vs. Alien vs Predator vs. Pulp Fiction vs. Star Trek vs. Once Were Warriors vs. Mad Max vs. Futurama vs. Blade Runner vs. The Matrix vs. Family Guy vs. Full Metal Jacket vs. Indiana Jones vs. Minority Report vs. Marvel vs. DC vs. Disney vs. Harry Potter vs. JamieBot OMFG 69 and EditorBot FUBAR 10. When the corporate gangs take over the multiplexes, pray they're still out there.
Contains Extensive Profanity - Not Suitable for Children. Not Suitable for Mature Adults. Barely Suitable for Immature Punk Rock Musicians.
9 out of 10 Medical Professionals Recommend Space War Movie.
Medical Benefits - Helps Prevent Enforced Cabin Fever Pharmaceutically Induced Homicide.*
Testimonials:
"I laughed so hard I nearly choked on a liver."
Doctor Lecter."Space War Movie proves the old saying that if you throw enough sh*t at a wall some of it will stick."
Doctor Quinn."Anybody know where I can score some crack?"
Doctor Doogie Howser."LMFAO."
Doctor Jekyll.*(May Not Actually Prevent Enforced Cabin Fever Pharmaceutically Induced Homicide).
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- English
- Words:
- 7,779
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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A Clockwork Orange - The Rise of Alex. by JamieTheBastard
Fandoms: A Clockwork Orange (1971)
10 Sep 2018
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Alexander DeLarge is sentenced to State Reformatory School #81 for being a violent bully. Far from reforming the young man, his taste and capacity for violence are honed to razor sharp perfection. As are his skills at dominating the weak-minded to do his violent bidding. He acquires a taste for violent sex when he is seduced by the headmistress of the reform school, a stern type, who likes her lovin' on the rough side. Alex is released on 12 months probation and he bides his time, mostly behaving himself, and attending school so as not to be sent back to the reformatory. Once his parole period is over, Alex gets down to business putting the skills he learned in the reformatory to practical use and he recruits a gang of droogs. Alex also runs afoul of a rather unique band of droogs.
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The Seduction of St. Etienne. by JamieTheBastard
Fandoms: H.P. Lovecraft. At The Mountains of Madness. Cthulhu Mythos.
18 Apr 2017
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A Lovecraftian tale set in 19th century London. A loose prequel of sorts to At The Mountains of Madness. Contains Drug Use. Scenes of Graphically Grotesque Cosmic Horror. Arcane Lovecraftian Weirdness.
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Two survivors from the USCSS Kurtz encounter an apparently abandoned Space Station. Investigating they discover an Alien hive infestation. They encounter a group of survivors barricaded in a secure location and must make their way through the station, overcoming physical barriers as well as the Alien threat, to reach a docked mining shuttle and escape the infestation.
This is a sequel to Alien: Evolution's Nightmare starring Broussard and Elias.Series
- Part 1 of Alien: Evolution's Nightmare Sequels
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Weeks after the Fury Road war, Max has retrieved and repaired his smashed Interceptor. Once more venturing out into the Wasteland, Max is trying to outrun a fierce storm when he encounters Aurora, a pilot flying an ancient world war one biplane. Max discovers that her underground settlement has been invaded by an army of fierce mutant warriors, the Makatai Otoan which translates as The Tribe, also known by some as the Kroatoan.
Her mission is to reach the Third City, Arkadia, a mythical underground settlement, that is believed to posess a military force, weapons and pre war technology. She must warn the Arkadians and enlist their aid in freeing her city. Max is caught up in her quest as the Citadel and Gastown are in the path of the conquering mutant army's advance. No settlement can withstand the invading mutants, and Max and Aurora must travel through the Darklands to Arkadia in hope of finding an army that can resist the conquering mutant tribe if they are to free her settlement and protect Max's friends.
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