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Last Train Home by EmberFluff
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988)
12 Jun 2020
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Based on a shared prompt with two excellent content creators: "Jealous and possessive Keatlejuice where the boy goes feral"
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03 May 2024
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as hot as hell by abatt0ir
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989)
01 Aug 2020
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An unholy vision in black-and-white, Beetlejuice leers out at you with barely-concealed interest. What it says about you, as a person, that you find yourself not-unhappily involved with a corpse (boOoOoOty call, your brain supplies, unhelpfully) is probably better left un-examined. There isn't really a Cosmo article you can reference - Top 10 Tips for Dating the Dead - and even if there was, what would it say that you haven't already figured out? You call his name, he manifests, talks like a used-car salesman from hell, your world is thoroughly rocked, and then you stuff him back in the phantom zone.
He's started showing up independently of being summoned, a nasty poltergeist who has made your house (and your bed) the home base for his haunting. You can't say you mind.
He does seem unbothered by the heat, which is infuriating.
"You know, babes, I can't say that I appreciate you startin' without me,"
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03 May 2024
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You invite Beetlejuice to the graveyard - what could happen?
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01 May 2024
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A Pride Parade (Three Times, Unbroken) by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
23 Jun 2022
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Beetlejuice is all set to attend his first Pride, accompanied by Lydia and Skye. And even though he won't be seen, he's damn well going to enjoy the experience.
(In fact, he's going to enjoy it a whole lot more than he ever expected.)
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29 Apr 2024
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Blitzed by piranhaenergy
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - All Media Types, Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
27 Sep 2022
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This may not be the smartest decision you've ever made.
Asking Beetlejuice for drugs that will really fuck you up. And you assume he might offer you some weirdly-coloured pocket cocaine. Or maybe some of the shrooms he grows in the lining of his coat.
Nope. Instead, he presents you with a vial of unidentified liquid. Neon green. Glowing like he's drained it straight out of a fucking glowstick. The glass etched with little cursive Bs. Lids fashioned to look like tiny beetles.Nothing says safe, smart choice like glowing demon drugs.
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29 Apr 2024