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After finally arriving at Last Light Inn, Tav discovers that the great Good Deed of her adult life has in fact backfired spectacularly, imperiling the very people she was trying to protect. Astarion, thoughtful and considerate fellow that he is, proposes a distraction.
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- Part 2 of Something Real
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30 Nov 2025
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Druidic Tav grew up in a nomadic clan that recorded their history through spoken word and song rather than written text. As such, she's illiterate, and one charming-ish vampire offers to help her with reading lessons and a whole lot more. Out of the goodness of his heart, of course.
Then one night, she unwittingly brings him smut for their lesson.
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"In the Embrace... of... the... Nig... Nig-het..."
"Night, sweet thing," Astarion says softly. "G beside H is silent."
"Right," Tav says, looking again. "So, In the Embrace of the Night... stalker."
"Try again."
Tav studies the letters. She spots her mistake. "Nightsucker."
Astarion nods.
She looks very pleased with herself, beaming at him. "Got it! What's the problem, again?"
The vampire closes his eyes and holds his hands in prayer position in front of his lips as if he's steeling himself. He opens his scarlet eyes and moves his hands away. "Shall I read you a page or two to start? Maybe then you'll understand."
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30 Nov 2025
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Astarion has a plan. A nice, simple plan. His love has been gone for almost a tenday, but now she's back, and he needs her to obliterate him in the best way possible.
“You want me to be stronger than you?” she says.
Warmth surges down as his cock somehow stiffens further. The idea of it. His love hefting him up and bending him over a table. Over the back of the lounge. Up against a wall. Holding him there and fucking into him until all he can do is gasp and clench and feel her taking him.
“Very much, yes,” he says.
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- Part 10 of these two shitheads
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27 Nov 2025
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Astarion’s coming to your tent every night with honeyed nothings on his tongue. Trouble is, you’re starting to smell hints of bullshit. The closer y’all get, the further apart you feel. And then there’s the fucking brainworm cult.
These two losers must cheat, stab, and flirt their way to the heart of a cult. And to…whatever it is between them.
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- Part 3 of these two shitheads
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18 Nov 2025
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Walking in the black cold of the night, Wyll found a vampire in the road.
In the road, buried up to his chest. Facing the east, where the sun would eventually roll up over the distant hill and set him alight.
Wyll fixes it.
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27 Sep 2025
