Kaiserine
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Itachi is beautiful, unassuming and warm. They have shared interests! He's smart - much smarter than Sasuke, who's a bit of a blockhead really. Itachi's also utterly unattainable, what with being one of the most aloof and distant men in Konoha - while also maintaining the good sense and manners to be very kind about his total lack of interest in anyone and anything that isn't making his brother happy.
So: He's the perfect candidate for an ill conceived, unrequited crush.
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In which Sakura reclaims her right to be a girly-girl and strong at the same time, gets ever closer to becoming a fully fledged consultant, and deals with her malingering crush on Sasuke by transferring it to an uninterested third party... thereby doubling her problems instead of halving them, by giving herself twin crushes on two of the most insufferable brothers in existence. -
If you need me, I can always be found by Astalitha, Kaiserine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Sep 2017
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Little snapshots of Anakin's apprenticeship with Qui-Gon during Effortless As Fire.
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- Part 3 of Effortless As Fire (Dragonverse)
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And The Moon It Fell Down by Astalitha, Kaiserine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Apr 2017
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On Naboo, Obi-Wan fights a dragon, falls to the dark side, and saves his Master's life. It only gets worse from there - he's dreaming of wings and teeth, and Master Qui-Gon isn't helping at all.
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"My life... for yours" his Master chokes out, his rough voice bubbling with fluid. With effort he brings a hand up to touch Obi-Wan's Padawan braid. Obi-Wan recoils from such an awful sentiment - but the darkness waking inside his head whispers yes, as it should be.
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- Part 1 of Effortless As Fire (Dragonverse)
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Effortless As Fire (Dragonverse) by Astalitha, Kaiserine
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Sep 2017
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On Naboo, Obi-Wan-Kenobi falls to the dark side and manifests as a dragon. He saves his Master's life, and returns to face the Jedi Council.
Ten years later, Anakin Skywalker faces a mysterious dragon during the battle of Ryloth.
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Robb Stark had swept his entire hand of cards off the table, and Tyrion couldn’t see how to make a single play at all.
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- Part 16 of Game of Thrones works
- Part 5 of Astolat Sampler
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27 Aug 2025
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Jaime didn’t like the Starks at all. He didn’t like their earnestness and honesty and prudishness, he didn’t like their cold heavy-walled castle, he didn’t like their frozen block of a realm, and he especially didn’t like Robb Stark, who had saved his son’s life and been kind to him and got him to sleep, and what business of his was it to have done any of those things?
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27 Aug 2025
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Jaime looked back at Robb with rage blazing through him and said, low and utterly flat, “The next time I see you, Stark, I’ll kill you.”
“The next time I see you, Ser Jaime,” Robb said, “if you ask nicely, I’ll do it again.”
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27 Aug 2025
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The Crawlspace by nachtofthedead for fatuitous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2025
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He hangs his coat up by the door and kicks his shoes off. At the entrance is a small framed photograph of a young boy. It’s the young Luo Binghe, freshly ten, the exact same picture he’d been shown the very first time he’d ever gone to visit Binghe. He likes having that be the first thing he sees when he arrives home. He pets the frame with a gentle touch, the muscles in his right hand twinging uncomfortably.
“I saw you again today,” he says to the picture. “You’re bigger now. You look healthy.”
The little Luo Binghe looks back at him through the photo, mouth curled into a tiny smile despite being withdrawn and shy.
Shen Yuan smiles encouragingly back at the picture. “Should I come visit you?”Shen Yuan is a child welfare officer; Luo Binghe is a teen growing up in the foster care system.
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07 Jul 2025
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as prescribed, i'll date your dad by nyoomerr for mockspeed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2024
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Just months before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe discovers the cure to Without-a-Cure. With his own heritage still sealed and mostly unknown to him, there seems to be only one solution: Shen Qingqiu must receive the cure from the last known Heavenly Demon, Tianlang-Jun, even if it means that Luo Binghe has to grit his teeth and set his precious Shizun up with another man.
Shen Qingqiu does not want to receive the cure from Tianlang-Jun. He doesn't particularly want to receive anything from Tianlang-Jun.
Shen Qingqiu somehow ends up fake-dating Tianlang-Jun anyway, if only to swindle the System into delaying the Endless Abyss plot for as long as he can.
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07 Jul 2025