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The Blue Phone Volume XIII: The Menace by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom), Brookhaven (Roblox), Shonyx (Streamer)
08 Jun 2026
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Two pale AF (but still gangsta) twin sisters tough it out in Brookhaven after their own shared struggles for social survival and better lives throughout this ultraviolent entry in my dubiously eponymous "The Blue Phone" omniverse that (yes) like the others is proud to have furry references galore!
// DO NOT READ IF DISCOMFORTED BY THE VIOLENCE, VISCERA, AND SHARED SIBLING TRAUMA DEPICTED IN THIS FIC ALONE \\
Series
- Part 4 of The Blue Phone
- Part 1 of The Menace (a spin-off series of "The Blue Phone")
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 546
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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The Blue Phone Volume XXIII: December 23rd by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Furry (Fandom)
23 May 2026
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When his albino feline uncle Khord Kitty is on the verge of a second arrest, Eugene Deatrix Campbell (a scruffy Eevee junior) sets off on an adventure of sorts to stop that from happening. With binary-coded dialogue, references galore, and various friends, he and Khord evade the police (and others especially later on) in this spit-the-class-out and aptly titled twenty-third volume of "The Blue Phone".
Series
- Part 1 of The Blue Phone
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The Blue Phone Volume VI: StarFox(TM) Crusaders by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Star Fox (Video Games), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele), Five Nights At Freddy's (Movies 2023-2025), Furry (Fandom)
22 May 2026
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The opportunity to go into space on a father-and-son bonding mission arises, and young Foxy McCloud had accepted whatever terms and conditions me and the original creators had in store, but not before forming a band with his true love and their closest friends... In this sci-fi enough volume of the rambunctious indie horror multi-fanon known as "The Blue Phone", life's usual events play out at a rather catastrophic rate for not only the respectable space crew Arwing (I'm only referring to them as this so to have some sense of subtlety lol), but also up-and-coming punk band 'Five Nights', as well as other forms of utter chaos ensuing forthwith.
P.S.: You can find the first two volumes ("Repurchased" and "No Service") at the end of this sixth (once I'm satisfied with the main originality SFC has to offer anyways, btw). Expect whatever plot there is to worsen not just at that point but before as well.
Series
- Part 2 of The Blue Phone
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The Blue Phone by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandom Brookhaven (Roblox), Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights At Freddy's (Movies 2023-2025), Furry (Fandom), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Shonyx (Streamer), Star Fox (Video Games), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele)
08 Jun 2026
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A twisted tale of revives and trauma, of violent tortures and sensual escapades, etc. Just a REALLY f***ed up mess minus the first two volumes and a consistent enough volume release order contrary to their names....
Most entries are rated mature to be safe, with some T's, NRs, and E's here and there. My only regrets (of course) are any depictions of domestic violence and animal/child abuse/harm in works that I only detail to a vivid extent to make me uncomfortable, so you lovely readers can be uncomfortable. #staytrashy
- Words:
- 8,872
- Works:
- 3
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The Menace (a spin-off series of "The Blue Phone") by KalabarzFunhouse
Fandom Brookhaven (Roblox), Furry (Fandom), Shonyx (Streamer), The Blue Phone (original enough series by Sasa Lele)
08 Jun 2026
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Explicit and Not-Rated only. || The key byproducts of the page, these misfits are especially f***in' brutal as shell, and their own standard tragic backstories more than explain why...
The Twins (not the game): One is a daycare worker, the other a barista, and both usually rob banks together like good sisters do.
The Mobsters: Hopelessly romantic saps forced to adhere to an unfortunately relatable stereotype due to their masculinities.
The Geek: Both comforted and discomforted by gender norms at default and notably sought after by older men more than once.
The Mother: Seemingly prone to backhanding all she holds dear for the sake of still holding them dear at the risk of losing her morality.
The Other Relatives: The last lumps of fresh uncontaminated sugar, most of whom initially written off remarkably early.
The Author: Just me, traumatizing my somehow kindhearted self whilst brainstorming 95% of this ultraviolent tomfoolery.- Words:
- 546
- Works:
- 1