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Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.
Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.
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Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.
Join Bucky for one of the most awkward and yet comical experiences of his life that leads to self-discovery, trust and maybe even love.
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Barnes Bakery by notmuchfun
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
17 May 2016
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The first time it happens, it’s a Tuesday, it’s 8p.m. and Bucky is experimenting with an old recipe of his mother’s. It’s going well- or at least he thinks it is – until he realises he’s run out of flour.
Or, the au where Bucky is a baker and Steve is an artist and they're both totally whipped but won't admit it.
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Please Stay by lighthouse_stilinski
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
20 May 2016
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“I fought for you, Buck. When you fell off of that train, I continued to fight for you. I fight for you every single day. And you’re gonna stand here and tell me that everything I’ve done is for nothing? Because if that’s true, then I’m done. I have no reason to keep fighting.”
After a mission goes wrong, Bucky says something that Steve does not particularly like.
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There is no point in sneaking, so Bucky doesn't bother. He saunters through the front entrance up to the receptionist's desk, smiles at her and says, "James Buchanan Barnes here to see Steve Rogers."
Wherein Steve and Bucky utterly fail at subtle (not that they're trying all that hard though) and ultimately, seventy years mean nothing.