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Trump calls Biden into his office to talk about “business”…but Biden finds out that “business” is in Trump’s bed.
This fic was made by me in 8th grade. It is absolute shit. But it is so bad that it’s funny.
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“trump darling I am going through the most insane rut right now and the pharmacy ran out of my usual suppressant”
Trump squint his eyes and looks between the kitchen and Bill “ok…? So do you not want the jalapeño burgers?”Bill looks at him for a few seconds before getting a smug smile on his face “No actually” Trump looks a little sad “but I worked really hard on them”
“I know my dear, but I want you to suck this rut out of me. Dick first” -
in the arms of the angel by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2021
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So there was this jar, and it had so much peanut butter still in it, and when his fox nose scented it and didn’t catch any poison or spoilage, what was he supposed to do? Not avail himself of this gift? No. He shoved his delicate little snout right in there and got to licking, but, you know… Elegantly. Definitely not snarfing and making horrible little fox sounds and rolling around on the ground while he went ham on the jar. Sure, he had to work a little bit to get at the last of it, but anything good is worth working for, right? So finally, triumphant, no longer starving, and maybe a little thirsty now from eating half a cup of peanut butter in about two minutes, he’d tried to remove his head from the jar.
Operative word tried.
Or: Wei Ying gets stuck. Lan Zhan helps.
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- Part 1 of The Peanut Butter Jar AU
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shoot your shot -- hot or knot by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2022
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"Hi, I'm Wei Wuxian. I'm a Career Omega and this is my fourth season on the show. I like spicy food, archery and alphas who are funny. Or maybe I don't, I haven't rolled over for one yet." On-screen, Wei Wuxian winks at the audience laughter.
Hot or Knot is the world's most popular reality TV show. Part dating show, part survival show, Hot or Knot is everyone's guilty pleasure - and Wei Wuxian is a fan favourite.
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The Love Island/Hunger Games reality dating tv show A/B/O au
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“Kind of ironic really, when you think about it.” I let my attention slip to the side, locking eyes with Xaden. “A daughter of a general and the son of a separatist—perfect for each other.” I hold his gaze challengingly.
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Remi Sorrengail is the antithesis of her sister. Snarky, depressed and quick to anger, she’s a realist. She’s well aware she probably won’t be making it out of the Riders Quadrant alive and she’s made peace with that. There’s just one thing she’d like to do there before she goes…climb Xaden Riorson like a tree.
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- Part 1 of Basgiath (Remi's Version)