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Scout makes hash brownies but a few go missing, causing some...interesting information to be revealed at dinner-in front of the whole team.
Or: Sniper is a professional with standards, but even though feelings are NOT part of the job, he really wants Scout.
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29 Dec 2025
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The Royal Brat and his Long-Suffering Bodyguard by Mamalazzer
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Oct 2025
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“Oh please,” Hans drawled snootily, his nose so far up in the air it was a wonder it didn't scrape across the ceiling. “This stalker is barely even a real problem.”
Henry frowned, looking back down at the deranged love letters he still had clutched in his hand.
“I dunno,” he said, scratching his head, “the fact they want to wear your arse as a hat seems like a problem. They even drew a diagram, with sewing patterns. And tassels. And sequins on the brim. See?”
In which Hans is a scandal-riddled celebrity royal, Henry is a bodyguard trying to save his noble arse from a homicidal stalker and everyone (but Sam) thinks they should kiss. Also, the Devil’s Pack somehow become the most unlikely group of matchmakers.
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13 Nov 2025
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LochAndLoaded — Read your profile and I think you might be exactly what I’m looking for. Never done this before, have no idea what I’m doing. I’m used to being in control, but I think I’d like to see what it’s like to give it up.
John’s stomach flips as he reads it over, fingers tightening around the phone, breath hitching tightly in his chest. He doesn’t regret what he said, because it’s true. He does want to know what it would be like. And yet, he can’t help how raw it makes him feel, how exposed. Like something has been peeled open inside of him, and John is helpless to stop it.
He doesn’t even know when these thoughts started, only that he’s been thinking them for a while. This wanting turning into a need, sharp and relentless, plaguing John’s every waking thoughts. He knows he could go to the bar, knows he could find a pretty lad or lass and settle the ache in his belly.
But that ache always comes back.
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07 Nov 2025
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And in that pulse of light John sees him.
A man wearing a dark hood stands at the end of the hallway, massive and hulking, larger than any human should be. His shoulders rise and fall, slow and steady and John knows whoever this man is — he’s no soldier. There’s an underlying motion to him, a twitch that has John reaching for the pistol that he doesn’t have, warning bells going off in his mind.
The light sputters once more, and the figure is shifting, the slightest incline of his head as if he’s just realized John was behind him. But something is — different, the light seeming to catch on more than one shape at once.
“Identify your —” but words fail him as the figure turns further, John able to get a peek of what lies beneath the hood, the harsh light catching on the edge of a white skull mask. Haunting and familiar and John feels his breath catch sharp in his chest.
“Simon.”
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03 Nov 2025
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The Stag and the Hound by guysarestripping
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
19 Feb 2025
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In Bohemia’s heart, two men beg the wolves mistake their moans for psalms and don’t sing their names to God.
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10 Sep 2025