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  1. Dalton Big Bang 2020 by

    Fandom: Dalton Academy Series

    24 Jul 2020

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  2. Dalton Riot Week 2014 by

    Fandom: CP Coulter's Dalton - Fandom, Dalton Academy Series

    12 Mar 2014

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  3. 5 times Logan and Julian “sleep” together and the one time they actually do. by

    Fandom: CP Coulter's Dalton - Fandom, CP Coulter's Dalton Fandom, CP Coulter's Dalton-Fandom, Dalton Academy Series

    18 Sep 2013

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    I Don't Want to Debut! by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    19 Sep 2021

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    Acclaimed internet novelist Wei Wuxian decides to sign up as a Mandarin-Japanese translator for an idol-survival show to experience the formal workplace™. Somehow, he finds himself as a contestant with no way of getting himself eliminated. At least there's Lan-laoshi, who sneaks him internet access.

    A Lelush inspired idol-survival show fic.

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    05 Aug 2025

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    our love bore the wildest seas by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    14 Feb 2021

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    Silently, Lan Zhan reaches into the blanket cocoon and pulls out an unopened test, holding it out to him. Of course he'd have another one—the most expensive brand the convenience store down the street carries. Wei Ying nibbles at his lip. "Seriously? You think I should...?"

    A nod. Lan Zhan's expression has barely changed the entire time he’s been here, and Wei Ying is just as comforted by it as he is freaked; if they’re really in this big of a mess, then Lan Zhan will know what to do. He’ll figure it out. So, Wei Ying goes quietly all the way to the bathroom, does his thing, stands over the toilet, and watches the small screen on the pregnancy test thinking, thinking, thinking.

    “It’s not possible,” he mutters.

    But it is. The word blinks up, clear as can be. Pregnant.

    Wangxian are friends with benefits & omegas. They share a heat together & get each other pregnant (on accident), which is, like, super awkward for Wei Ying because he's already broken rule #1 of FWBism: don't catch feelings. Whoops?

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    26 Jul 2025

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    The Fifth Type of Non-Contact Force by

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    10 May 2021

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    Before Lan Zhan could react, Wei Ying's pants were around his ankles. In the middle was a splash of purple. His took off his underwear too.
    Fortunately, his t-shirt was just long enough that at this angle Lan Zhan could only see a pair of slender tanned legs.
    It took a second for his sputtering brain to reconnect to his mouth. "Your shoes. I meant take off your shoes."

    AU high school story. Feat. misunderstandings, bad inflections, and lots of cold showers.

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    08 Jul 2025

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    Important Distinctions by for Selenic

    Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    28 Aug 2020

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    Father arched an eyebrow and lifted his chin.

    Jingyi said, “Hanguang-jun would like to respectfully state that he thinks you are a punk-ass bitch.”

    “Lan Jingyi!” another Lan disciple hissed, horrified.

    “He said it with his eyes,” Jingyi protested. “It’s Expression 321.”

    Sizhui fished the book out of his qiankun pouch and flipped through it.

    One of the Ouyang junior disciples sidled over to him and peered over his shoulder. “There really is a book.”

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    02 Jul 2025

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    i'd give up forever to touch you by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    25 May 2025

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    Carp Tower hadn’t changed. The grey brick walls remained as dreary and dull as ever, the flora of the land just as wild and etiolated, and the house itself just as alive.

    And that was the one thing that Wei Wuxian feared the most in this house: it breathed. In the night, it moved and wept. During the day, it slept.

    “Jie, you know how this house is.”

    “We have enough room to spare. Eleven rooms, A-Xian. I’m sure the house wouldn’t mind another two guests.”

    Wei Wuxian didn’t reply.

    It didn't matter whether the house minded guests or not. In fact, he’s pretty sure the house would love another two guests.

    It’d welcome them with open arms, hug them tight, tighter, and never let them go until they suffocated in its arms and even then, it still wouldn’t let go.

    (or: realtor-slash-house-ghost-cleaner wei wuxian meets detective lan wangji (a pyschic, he suspects) and his odd son, while they brave the strange nights carp tower brings (oh, and all the jin siblings, who wei wuxian grew up with, are dead))

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    20 Jun 2025