LazyNinjaPirate
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To Pierce My Own Heart by LazyNinjaPirate for Baku
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
03 Aug 2025
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Valdor mentally pines for Sanguinius for several paragraphs and then they talk abt it kinda -
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Scp Foundation x Reader Headcanons by LazyNinjaPirate
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, SCP - Containment Breach
26 May 2021
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I need more scp x reader stuff because I'm lonely and hyper fixsated, so I decided to write some of my own.
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Scp-682 has essentially gone into rut. A D-class female is finally selected to...help.
There are unforeseen consequences.I wanted monster sex, so I wrote some.
(Rewritten)
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A Rainy Night on Nostramo by ElverAndCurze
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Horus Heresy - Various Authors
08 Apr 2022
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Alone and trying to sleep one rainy night on Nostramo, the Night Haunter hears an unexpected sound.
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14 Mar 2026
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He’s not wrong, though Valentin feels another prickle of self-consciousness at how easily read he is. To be fair- it’s what he both wants and expects from the other man. A brief stint as a military commander that ended in failure and ignominy does not a leader make. Uralon has already proven worth his weight in gold and blood merely through the tactical advice he’s offered Val, a boast all the more impressive given his size and bulk.
This, however, isn’t about that.
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07 Feb 2026
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One of the few things seen as sacred on Nostramo is sex. It’s private and significant, so Konrad is conflicted when he unintentionally witnesses Elver in a very private moment, only to hear his own name be said. The second time he finds Elver in this type of situation his curiosity gets the better of him, leading to him to getting very directly involved.
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07 Feb 2026
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"They own you now, the same way they do everyone else on this ship. They can do anything they want with you." Septimus had a tired, matter-of-fact tone like a manufactorum foreman explaining there was no getting out of double shifts. "That's going to include sex. You're going to want to be prepared."
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12 Jan 2026
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“I’m sure you know nothing of all that, though,” Fulgrim adds, “as I’m sure that there were far more important things going on in Barbarus. No time to have a little pleasure, no time to think about putting your cock in a tight hole and fucking it senseless. Or, rather, having a cock in your hole, and being fucked senseless.”
The room stood silent for what felt like minutes. Mortarion couldn’t move, Fulgrim didn’t move.
It was only when Fulgrim’s fingers curled around the waistband of the pants that hung around Mortarion’s waist, followed by the rustling of the stiff material as the pants were pulled down his thighs and bunched at his knees, that any noise sounded or movement was made.
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12 Jan 2026