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Hermione couldn’t exactly explain how it started. Nor how it seemed to continue. All she knew was that when Harry looked at her in a certain way, her insides would coil in anticipation.
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Since they have returned for their 8th year, Harry and Hermione find themselves indulging in a new routine to relieve some of their stress. But what happens when the physical aspect of their change in their friendship slowly sneaks up on them with something more?
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10 Nov 2025
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Their friends have tried every trope in the book: only one bed, forced proximity, childhood friends, mutual pining, even co-parenting Crookshanks. But despite living half their lives entangled, Harry and Hermione remain firmly un-romantic.
Until Lavender Weasley suggests the last resort: fake marriage.
Now, tricked into attending a couples-only tropical retreat, complete with enchanted hot tubs, intimacy rituals, and enough sensual food play to make a house-elf blush, Harry and Hermione will have to keep up the act. Or possibly stop pretending altogether.
Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary Fest, this is a trope-twisting, resort-core love story about crossing the line between best friends and soulmates… with the help of edible shower gel.
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29 Oct 2025
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By Recommendation of The American Osteopathic Association by lokischocolatefountain
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Clark Kent thinks Lois Lane shouldn't wear high heeled shoes. For her health. Alright fine, it's because he finds their height difference hot. Lois Lane thinks no man should have any business telling her what to wear.
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23 Sep 2025
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In an AU where the battle at the Department of Mysteries doesn't happen and the Ministry's reign over Hogwarts continues, Sirius sends his mirror to Hermione to help Harry through what's sure to be his most isolated summer yet. But when she unwittingly gives him an eyeful during their first call, the nature of their friendship is changed forever.
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- Part 20 of ExadeX3 Harmony Smut
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18 Sep 2025
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what the hey, dude?! by sucksesful_user
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
27 Jul 2025
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Jimmy thinks he understands his coworkers and their dynamics pretty well. Cat is a gossip, Steve is kind of an ass. Lois is terrifying. Clark is like a literal puppy.
But then, he gets swept into workplace drama when he sees both Clark and Superman kissing Lois. Once he gets over the shock, he's on the case to figure out what exactly is going on between those three.
Unfortunately, he still comes to some wrong conclusions.
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27 Jul 2025