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    Will shivered and groaned, curling into the couch like it might magically preserve his body heat, before sheepishly asking, “Does anyone have an extra sweater? I forgot mine.” 

    “Yeah—Will, no worries—” Lucas started, reaching for his bag, about to pull out the extra hoodie he’d packed for tomorrow. But before he could even unzip the damn thing, Mike literally yanked his own hoodie off and tossed it at Will like it was nothing. Will let out a tiny “oomph” as it landed on him, clearly not expecting it. 

    “I got it, Lucas,” Mike said, smug as hell. Yeah, no shit, Michael. Lucas just stared. Seriously? If he’d asked Mike for a jacket, it would have involved like…seven passive-aggressive comments. Not whatever the hell this is.

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    Lucas knows something is going on between Mike and Will, they're not exactly subtle, and he's going to figure this out.

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    “If I’m your fake boyfriend in front of your mom you have to be my fake boyfriend at a private event.” Kirishima’s tone was playful, but non-negotiable. That had never stopped Katsuki before.

    “What the fuck kind of ‘private event’ are you talking about?” Katsuki asked.

    “A hero’s retreat. Fatgum paid for his agency and some other pros to go, but it’s couples only. He had to split the agency in half so it wasn’t left unstaffed, but he said that I could go with the top pros if I brought a date with me.”

    Katsuki held eye contact with Kirishima for a moment. Kirishima didn't even blink. Bakugou wasn’t used to the man being so… stubborn? “Fine.” Before Kirishima could celebrate. “I’ll think about it.”

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    OR: Bakugou agrees to fake a relationship with Kirishima on a couples-only retreat.

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    Gojo Satoru is not gay. He’s not.

    He likes tits and asses, and long fucking legs and curves. Long hair and pretty faces. He’s never been into men like - and he should know, he’s been in some kind of sport his whole life, from wrestling to basketball, and now he’s in a frat house. There’s naked dudes around him at all times. If he were fucking gay, he’d know already, but it's the opposite! He gets the heebies jeebies from seeing dicks flop around in the locker room and he likes eating pussy!

    But no one in the world sucks his dick better than Geto Suguru, and Satoru thinks this is monstrously unfair.

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    “So we’ll just blurt out random things?” Mina asked. “Like the fact that I can’t eat sandwiches not cut down the middle?”

    Snickers rose from the class as she turned a bright red.

    Aizawa sighed. “Not exactly. The quirk is a weird mix between a truth quirk and a prone to suggestion quirk, thanks to the boy's parents. It means you’ll be under the effects of a normal truth quirk, but you also won’t have the ability to keep yourselves from oversharing.”

    “So we’ll all be spouting fucking word vomit like Deku?!”

    “Yes, Bakugou. Fucking word vomit.”

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    Class 1-A is hit by a very powerful truth quirk, and lots of things come out. Some things are quite harmless - quite the opposite, really - others are quite funny, and some open wounds that never really healed.

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    Now, for as antisocial and socially inept as Bakugou is, he knows who Kirishima Eijiro is, everyone does. Kirishima is the school’s golden boy. Captain of the football team. He’s sickeningly friendly and, somehow, becomes friends with literally everyone he talks to. He has a sharp tooth smile that lights up every room he’s ever been in (Not that Bakugou noticed), and always wore that stupid letterman jacket over either a muscle tee or nothing at all (Not that Bakugou stared). He had this loud ass laugh that is impossible to ignore, (Bakugou knows, he tries) and bright as fuck, red hair that he spikes up, if he’s not wearing a snapback (Not that Bakugou has ever paid that much attention to it, or how soft it looks).

    "Fuck!"

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    Bakugou Katsuki is UA's resident delinquent who secretly maintains a 4.0 GPA. Kirishima Eijirou is UA's star quarterback who is failing multiple classes. When Aizawa offers Bakugou extra credit to tutor him, he can't say no, not when this is his opportunity to steal the number one spot in the class. There's no way this can go wrong.

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