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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Having been ousted as a necromancer, Wei Ying is on the run from the Magical Community. His only ally, Lan Zhan, rescues him once again from a endless barrage of attacks that are meant to drain all of his magic and leave him vulnerable. They flee to a saferoom together, where a quiet moment of companionship and unrevealed feelings lead to a universe of distance finally closing.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    - Based on a Tumblr post

    “The great Hanguang-jun has done it! The Second Jade of Lan has cultivated to immortality!”

    That day, people cheered and celebrated in the streets. Alcohol flowed freely, and everyone was in high spirits. Wei Wuxian couldn’t get away from the ruckus if he tried. It was as though when Lan Wangji ascended, so did everyone who heard the news.

    In Wei Wuxian’s mind, it had been a foregone conclusion. If anyone in his generation was going to cultivate to such a level, it could only be Lan Wangji. There was no one else so righteous, so deserving, so powerful.

    Why then, didn’t Wei Wuxian feel much like celebrating when he heard the news?

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    AKA - Lan Wangji cultivates to immortality only to find out that Wei Wuxian has no golden core and thus can't cultivate to immortality with him. He decides that does not work for him and he must find a way around it.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    ”Uncle has become more...” Lan Xichen said, ”concerned for us, lately.”

    Lan Wangji nodded. He was standing by the window, looking to the courtyard where Wei Wuxian was talking to an alpha servant he had not seen before. They were standing close, and while it was Wei Wuxian who was leaning in and laughing, there was a shy smile on the face of the clearly more timid alpha.

    Behind him, sitting by his desk, Lan Xichen continued, “He seems to be of the mindset that our lineage is in danger, should we not get married soon.”

     

    or, lwj is a noble alpha who needs to get married

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Lieutenant James T. Kirk helped Spock escape from the psychiatric ward at Starbase 5. Whenever Michael feels a little nostalgic, she checks the computer's database to see how that played out.

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Wei Wuxian dies during the siege of the Burial Mounds thinking, at the very least, he’s earned some peace.
    He’s wrong. His soul doesn’t scatter to the void. No, it’s caught, pinned, and informed – very politely – that this is what happens when you break the rules of the living and the dead in the same lifetime.

    “You stepped beyond mortal bounds,” he’s told. “You created an abomination that should never have existed...”

    And Heaven, apparently, has time to hold a grudge.

    So, as punishment: he doesn’t get to rest. Not in this afterlife. His soul becomes bound to resentment itself, condemned to rise again wherever the cry for vengeance is strong enough to drag him back. Whoever they are, whatever they’re suffering, whatever they can’t finish – that’s his problem now.

    Strangers’ faces. Strangers’ lives. Strangers’ revenge plots.

    He wakes in the middle of all of them, expected to put things right with whatever strength the body has left. And of course he does, because it’s not like saying “no” has ever worked out for him.

    Resentment calls.
    Wei Wuxian answers.

    And it doesn’t take long for the living to realize the Yiling Patriarch never actually stayed dead.

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    31 Jan 2026