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    “Please open up! I know you can hear me. We need your help.”
    “Just because we’re at the door doesn’t mean whoever it is in there can hear us, bud. Who are we here to ask for help, anyway?”
    On second thought, maybe it was still a good day after all. This would be hilarious, and he could always portal away if he felt like it. Macaque opened the door with a smirk.
    “I’m always happy to help my favorite student,” Macaque drawled. He glanced over his visitors, then had to do a double take because MK looked absolutely terrified, and Wukong was paler than usual and also had a sword sticking out of his stomach. “Uh, whatcha got there, kiddo?”
    “An impaled mentor,” MK replied flatly. “Can we come in?”

    Or: Macaque and Wukong get matching stab wounds and have a long overdue talk.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “No, no, I just got myself cut on a loose bit of the car.” He stuttered, his shaking worsening. “I was returning home, but had to stop, then I got hurt. You were the closest person I knew.”

    That made sense. MK could get a little overexcited at times, and had a tendency to be clumsy. It was also a relief. He didn’t get into a fight, no one attacked him or tried to hurt him, he just had a small accident and was probably a little shaken up.

    “Alright kid.” Macaque goes over to a second hand loveseat, the nicest place in the dojo. “Sit down kid, let's take a look.”

    “Be careful, it’s bleeding a lot.” MK warned, before unwrapping the apron around his wrist, revealing the injury

    Macaque paled. He was expecting a single small, maybe deep, scratch. What he got was a complete mess of red, staining his entire upper arm.

    That wasn’t the worst part, no, the worst part was the fact that the rest of his arm was also covered in straight, even scars.
    All of them were self-inflicted.

    OR-When MK is far from home he ends up cutting too deep, and goes to the one person close enough to help; Macaque.

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    17 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    A bit about Wukong and his experience with touch. Another bridge is built.

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    17 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 75

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    “You’re really not going to make me leave?”

    "I guess not."

    “Why not? You hate me, don’t you? We hate each other. A real king wouldn’t sit around with his sworn enemy going wherever he pleased in his own territory.”

    I could never hate you, his mind supplied. I’m not much of a king anymore, his mind added.

     

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    My take on if Wukong and Macaque lowkey made up all on their own in between EYD Special and Season 4 because I think that would be very sweet and also kind of funny lol

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    17 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 31

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    Wukong and Macaque talk after the Lady Bone Demon fight and very quickly realize that they have no idea how to deal with each other. Attempts at conversation are made and, all in all, it goes? definitely not as bad as it could have gone, but that doesn't mean it goes great, either. They're making an effort, but the real MVP here is the rock.

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    11 Apr 2026