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   Metallica Groupchat by theCr0wthatJamz

   Fandoms: Metallica  

   • Mature
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   • Work in Progress

   20 Nov 2024

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   • James Hetfield
   • Lars Ulrich
   • Dave Mustaine
   • Cliff Burton
   • Kirk Hammett
   • Jason Newsted
   • Robert Trujillo
   • This is honestly stupid horseshit
   • Nobody died and I just wanted to write funny ha-has
   • groupchats
   • I’m not good at comedy help
   • Cliff doesn’t want to be there
   • This is very OOC but this is my fic and I do what I want with it
   • Lars is H O R N Y
   • but in a joking way
   • i think
   • Robert just wants to be called Rob
   • Jason Jumpman Mario-Newsted
   • Kirk is BLAZEDDDDDDD
   • Dave is fugly confirmed
   • Jason is kind of a dick in this one
   • Bro - Freeform
   • Jason “Little Bitch Boy” Newsted
   • Daddy Cliff
   • Kirk and Jason kiss and make up it’s okay
   • Jason’s typos have been cranked to 11
   • What is Dave’s secret 🤔
   • Dave being homophobic like
   • Cliff just needs a cigarette
   • Be afraid of the hypothetical
   • Jason and his typos pt. 3
   • Dave and his teacher fantasies
   • Dave has no friends
   • Except For Jason
   • Dave and Jason are good friends
   • Lars the piss baby
   • James’ New Best Friend
   • Cliff being a menace for 0.0001 seconds
   • Lars harasses everyone
   • Jason fears intimacy
   • Dave being targeted pt. 2
   • Kirk is so done
   • Rob lost a braincell by the end of this
   • Cliff doesn’t fuck around
   • James is done with Lars’ bs
   • KIRK AIN’T PULLING NO PUNCHES
   • Crow breaks the 4th wall
   • Dave posting about James
   • Loudwire pays for Lars’ dick pics
   • James’ hashtags
   • I can barely read Jason’s lines anymore and I wrote them
   • Dave & Kirk Rivalry Pt. 5
   • James joins in via hashtag
   • Lars the Snowflake
   • trademark
   • No Respect For Lars Ulrich
   • Daddy Cliff pt. 2
   • No stupid gay and/or horny shit in the gc
   • Dave and Kirk finally get along??
   • Dave’s secret is finally revealed
   • There’s a little angst in this chapter tbh
   • Jason Is A Mess
   • The battle of optimism vs realism
   • Relationship drama when
   • Bottom James confirmed
   • Full names
   • Cliff has to be a father
   • Dave opens up to Cliff
   • James Hetfield Hashtags return
   • Cliff the adult
   • Awkward But Necessary Conversations
   • Don’t hide flings you had with your boyfriend’s friend from him folks
   • Kirk and Jason are cuties

   Summary

   A groupchat with the seven boys!

   Series

   • Part 1 of Metallica Groupchat

   Language:

   English

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   18,442

   Chapters:

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   17 Aug 2024

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