Michael_Merriman
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And Can You Teach Me How to Dance Real Slow? by Michael_Merriman
Fandoms: Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
22 Jan 2026
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Another long night in the office leads to reminiscing, and Turgidson admits to Ripper that he doesn't know how to dance.
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It's sometime in modern era and everyone is employed at the world's most miserable regional airport, called the Cathkort Airport. I think that pretty much says it all.
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04 Jul 2026
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Orr wouldn’t shut up, humming to himself so he could calm him, and Yossarian down. Little did he know that humming would lead to his confession.
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04 Jul 2026
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After finding that Goeing (a giant plane company) is corrupt, Clevinger and Dunbar blow the whistle on them. The last three Goeing whistleblowers have been killed, all apparent suicide. To escape this fate, Clevinger and Dunbar are put into the witness protection program, where they're given new identities: Mr. Tim Howard-Cruz and Mr. John Howard-Cruz. Only problem (aside from the threat of being found and killed)? They're not in love.
Welcome to Heller Boulevard, the epitome of lifeless suburbia, where everything boils down to immaculate appearances and the inevitable drama hiding underneath.
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04 Jul 2026
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It was not, in fact, Valentine's Day.
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04 Jul 2026
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Catch-22 states that you must kiss other men if your commanding officer tells you to by lawboy
Fandoms: Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
15 May 2025
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Yossarian tries to fake homosexuality to get a dishonourable discharge. It fails, and he becomes a homosexual.
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04 Jul 2026