Midnightshimmer
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Please Delete My Number (Or Don't) by Midnightshimmer
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2026
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Unknown Number: hey. thinking about last night. specifically about how you looked with your hands pinned above your head, begging me to go faster. i’m stuck at work right now and it’s literally torture. you need to come over the second I get off. I want to taste you until you're shaking.
Remus: I think you have the horribly wrong number. And I am currently eating a bowl of soup, so this was an incredibly jarring read.
Unknown Number: oh my god.
Unknown Number: oh jesus christ.
Unknown Number: please tell me you’re joking. sev?? stop playing.
Remus: I’m not Sev. I don’t know who Sev is, but I hope he appreciates the enthusiasm. Please delete my number.
Unknown Number: i am going to set myself on fire. I am so sorry. I am actually hyperventilating. I meant to text my boyfriend.
Remus Lupin is just a quiet bookstore employee trying to eat his soup in peace. He definitely didn't expect to become the accidental recipient of Sirius Black's highly explicit, incredibly embarrassing text meant for his toxic boyfriend, Severus.
What starts as the ultimate wrong-number mortification slowly turns into a lifeline.