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   Snapping The Banjo by Anonymous

   Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

   • Mature
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   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   04 Oct 2023

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   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin & Jiang Yanli & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Jiang Yanli
   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Jin Zixuan
   • Good Sibling Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Good Sibling Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
   • yunmeng trio
   • Humor
   • Family
   • Fluff
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • this is essentially a single-camera sitcom episode
   • there is SO MUCH TALK ABOUT PENISES
   • and SO MUCH TALK ABOUT SEX
   • And some horny thoughts
   • but there is no actual sex in this fic
   • i don't think i even wrote a kiss on the lips
   • no wait there's one (1) makeout but it's vague
   • semi-detailed description of penis injury
   • no crying here only laughter and schadenfreude
   • almost forgot but drunk!lan zhan makes an appearance

   Summary

   “A-Jie…” Jiang Cheng pushes.

    

   “I broke my husband’s penis during sex.”

    

   One quick in-out breath as Yanli raises her chin high, pivots sharply on her heel and marches back off towards the building.

    

   Wei Ying opens his mouth.

    

   Jiang Cheng slowly raises a hand to silence him, expression on his face as if he had been slapped with a wet fish.

    

   Wei Ying and Lan Zhan's date night has gone wrong. Then, Jiang Yanli calls to ask her brothers for a ride to the hospital.

   Jiang Yanli's date night has gone very wrong.

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