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Being Hokage isn't easy, but it's better with someone by your side (and on your cock).
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06 Oct 2025
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“Just be a good boy, all right?”
Because no more people should know about this.
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- Part 11 of Naruto discarded ideas/Small oneshots
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05 Oct 2025
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Sakumo decides to teach his son how to play an adult “game”. He enjoys dressing his son up in pretty clothing and complimenting him about how he looks in it.
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04 Oct 2025
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It hurts so much, that in the end it doesn’t hurt anymore by FireFistAce
Fandoms: Naruto
07 Apr 2020
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And there is something. Something new, something that Gai is sure he never felt. It starts from the pit of his stomach, and like a seed it slowly blooms and grows.
It’s a feeling unfamiliar to Gai, and he struggles to give it a name, watching as the people walk past him without a second glance.---
When Dai dies, Gai thought someone would help him through the crushing grief.
He was wrong, no one seems to care about him. And if no one cares, then who is he? If no one cares for Maito Gai, he might as well not exist anymore.
Gai makes a decision, one from which he can't go back once taken.
He joins Anbu.Series
- Part 1 of You can't decide not to care anymore (because I care, and I'll make you care about this, too)
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03 Oct 2025
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Gai has never been extremely good with weapons, always preferring his bare hands, but Anbu required a vast knowledge of everything so he had trained himself hard and then harder to learn even just the basics.
He still wasn’t as good as many others, but he also had a lot of aces up his sleeves.---
Gai has joined Anbu. He thinks everything will go smoothly, but nothing ever goes as it should in the shinobi world.
Something happens. Many things happens, to be honest, and Gai is not sure if he can keep up with everything.Series
- Part 2 of You can't decide not to care anymore (because I care, and I'll make you care about this, too)
Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
03 Oct 2025
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The Company You Keep by This_is_not_GaaLee_Fic (a_gay_poster) for Splendid_motley
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
28 Apr 2024
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"I've come to congratulate you!" Gai says. "And to take you to your celebratory dinner!"
Kakashi is practiced at not giving away his emotions, but sometimes Gai still manages to throw him for a loop. "Naruto's party isn't until tomorrow," he says, slowly.
"But this isn't for Naruto." Gai flashes him a winning smile, the one that never fails to make Kakashi remember that his black little heart still hasn't withered off the vine. "It's to celebrate your retirement!"
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03 Oct 2025
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Minato develops a seal for Kakashi to act as a contraceptive.
Funnily enough, Kakashi notices an increase in his libido not long after. Strange, right?
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- Part 6 of team minato x kakashi stories
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02 Oct 2025
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There has been a massacre in the Fire Country, the isolationist asylum nation founded decades ago. For the first time since their founding, they have requested the help of outsiders. They have requested the assistance of the FBI. The BAU are not ready for what lies behind the Fire Country's walls.
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
02 Oct 2025
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Pakkun meets Maito Gai (also known as “who, that freak? No, he is not my rival, I don’t care about him, he will get over it”) when Kakashi is already a chunin and the boy still a genin.
He gets summoned during a joint mission between Gai’s and Kakashi’s teams and is greeted by a theatrical bellow to the tune of “Ho, Kakashi, my Eternal Rival! So Modern, so Talented that you can summon Mighty Allies!” (Well, at least he can recognize quality when he sees it, thinks Pakkun…)Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
02 Oct 2025
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When he put a bar near the jounin building, almost in front, it was a clear strategy. After all, he knew well that there were three ways for soldiers to deal with their misery, and one was at the bottom of a two-hundred-yen bottle.
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02 Oct 2025
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Hatake Sakumo dies and his abilities are passed down to his son.
This changes things.
Or does it ?Or the Gamer!Kakashi AU I never knew I wanted to write.
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- Part 1 of Life isn't a game
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
02 Oct 2025
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Kakashi's Kekkei Genkai is to turn his life into a video game, so he's just making the best of it!
Or : Kakashi acts like a video game character and confuses the hell out of everyone around him.
This is a standalone, you do not need to read the first installment in the series.
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- Part 2 of Life isn't a game
- Part 6 of The To-Do List
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
02 Oct 2025
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After a long day at work you get drunk with Anko at a bar and reveal your deepest darkest kinkiest secret, gangbang with the Jonin/Chunin of Konoha. Anko being Anko makes it happen unbeknownst to you.
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- Part 2 of Icha Icha Paradise
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02 Oct 2025
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A moments silence hung heavy in the room before the four friends quietly came to the only course of action available to them. The only course of action that might save the village from a fate worse than another attack by Orochimaru and his legion of grumpy snakes… bored Jounin.
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02 Oct 2025
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The awkward kid standing in front of him has to be, what, twenty five? Twenty six, tops. Hardly a kid at all, really, but Jeez, does Bdubs ever feel like an old geezer looking at him.
“Etho?” he says experimentally.
The kid blinks over at him owlishly. “Bdubs?” he says and, yeah, that’s Etho’s voice alright. Quiet and unsure, and softer than it’s been in years, but definitely, definitely Etho.
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As sculk contamination puts the future of Season 10 in doubt, the situation gets more complicated when an Etho from 2013 lands in the hermits' laps.
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Discount Marriage Proposal by snazzy_scarf for FountainPenguin
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Oct 2025
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“Well whatever it is it can’t possibly be that bad.” Cleo said, recalling the time Etho had ‘subtly’ brought home a geiger counter and then confessed to ‘accidentally’ buying a whole cabinet’s worth of irradiated old dishware from the thrift store. Unceremoniously and without any real effort, she clicked the latch on the box and popped it open.
“Etho.” They said. To no response. They set the box back down on the table, hand resting next to it in shock.
An engagement ring.
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
01 Oct 2025
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the cannibalism is a non-issue, we have other problems, alright? by MayAllLightShineInTheHeart
Fandoms: Naruto
22 Dec 2022
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Problems Minato did not expect to have that morning, or indeed, when he became a ninja in the first place #1: that is most definitely his youngest student, sitting in a pool of blood, sobbing whilst he rips chunks off flesh - from his father's still-warm corpse, what the fuck - and eats them.
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Minato is having a really, really bad day.
And apparently the cannibalism isn't even the main problem he's meant to be dealing with today.Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
01 Oct 2025
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Cast Shadow by Goushen
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
23 Dec 2023
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What was with this clan’s obsession with the Ten Shadows technique? Naoya didn’t really care that much– too damn troublesome.
(Shikamaru as Naoya. Snippets, because I can't write. Fabrication of some of Shika-ya’s Nara clan techniques)
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
30 Sep 2025
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A Study in Pink by rowanexploringtheuniverse
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
23 Oct 2025
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Post-meteor Psychickers adventure!
On a day where the Psychickers were supposed to just be hanging out and shopping together, the trip takes a sudden turn for the worst when a sniper shoots Kusuo's left limiter off of his head, leaving him unable to move from the ground. They all get taken and find themselves wrapped up in an adventure, forced to try and prevent a heist from taking place at the local art museum, where an event will be happening in a few days. Why does God have to hate him so much?
Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
29 Sep 2025
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It’s a small heaven, only for Minato to enjoy, hidden as they join their bodies, and as twisted as it will keep going.
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- Part 19 of Naruto discarded ideas/Small oneshots
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Bookmarked by Monchiecrunch
29 Sep 2025