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    Lan Wangji has no idea why he is accompanying Wei Wuxian part of the way back to Yunmeng. These are starting to look like troubling times, he supposes, considering the rising conflict with the Wen clan, but he has learned very well lately that Wei Wuxian is a highly accomplished and skilled cultivator – no matter how much Wei Wuxian likes to present himself like an easy-going, uncultured, almost unmannered youngster who plays pranks on Lan Wangji and bothers him with a million things. But oh, all those little things with which he nags Lan Wangji… maybe they do actually impress him.

    Or: On a hot, hot summer day when they are seventeen, one thing leads to another and Lan Wangji finds himself tumbling around with Wei Wuxian in the green grass somewhere en route to Yunmeng, only mother nature watching them lose any restraint – and that more than once.
    Their feelings rising and their passion burning high, what future is there for them in the face of a conflict that soon turns icy cold?

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    24 Aug 2025

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    “How does that feel?” Satoru asked.

    Suguru’s brows furrowed. “What?”

    Satoru flicked his fingers toward the glowing sphere, its eerie light casting sharp shadows across their faces beneath the darkening sky. “That.”

    “Like I’m swallowing a slightly squishy baseball,” he said flatly.

    Satoru nodded, though there was something unreadable in his expression. “Can I feel it as it goes down?”

    Or: When Satoru starts excorising the curses that Suguru needs faster than his followers can get to them, it’s obvious he’s looking for attention. Suguru pays a visit to the man he hasn’t seen in years, less out of strategy, more because of an offhanded comment they made as teenagers.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Wei Ying is a genius, everyone knows this. Lan Zhan, after years of getting used to his friend's antics (and repressing his undying love for him), accepts that Wei Ying's smart enough to create a self-cleaning, realistic-feeling, and compact fleshlight. No one else has been able to do it, but Lan Zhan knows that Wei Ying isn't just anyone.
    The only thing is, though, that Wei Ying didn't actually figure out how to build such a fleshlight. Of course, as Lan Zhan sort of accidentally steals the toy and begins using it, he doesn't realize that. Just as Wei Ying has no clue who stole his fleshlight, which is connected directly to his own hole, and is now fucking him multiple times a day.

    TL;DR: Wei Ying made a fleshlight that's connected to him and Lan Zhan uses it, thinking it's just a toy. heh
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    This is based in a somewhat modern Hogwarts, which is written by a person who has never actually seen more than the first Harry Potter movie, and never got around to reading the books, so many liberties were taken. Also, this is PWP lol

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    20 Aug 2025

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    It is well-known that the resources offered by the great clans simply cannot be matched by smaller sects. The greater clans have the most renowned techniques and the best teachers. They have built their reputations over centuries, striving to be the best of the best. It is these clans that most young cultivators aspire to join, and so, they have their pick of recruits and are free to pick the best of the best. To anyone in the cultivation world, it is unquestionable that the great clans reign supreme.

     

    It is, thus, quite understandable that even Wen Ruohan— a man largely known for being arrogant and unflappable— looks surprised at the announcement that the first place in the archery tournament has been won by the Head Disciple of the Tingshan He sect.


    Or, Wei Wuxian is raised in Tingshan He. Some things change. Some do not.

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    15 Aug 2025

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    Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.

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    Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.

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    08 Aug 2025