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“Egg bound?”
“Yeah. Egg bound. Like a chicken?” She clarified, thinking it a bit self explanatory. Judging by the confusion written all over his face, Yoo Joonghyuk didn’t think the same, and so it was up to her to explain it as briefly as she could. “You see, hens get egg bound when an egg gets stuck in the cloaca. It makes them really weak and if the egg doesn't make its way out they can die. It's a pretty serious thing…quit making that face! Authors have to research pretty weird things sometimes, you know? It's not even that strange–.”
“Kim Dokja is not a hen,” he interrupted her rather stupidly. But as stupid as it was, she didn't have a rebuttal for it. Egg or not, Kim Dokja was human and had no cloaca, as far as she knew.
“No shit sherlock. I suppose that in this case it's closer to constipation.” She snorted, suddenly realizing something. “A very bad one; that egg is made of pure gold.”
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Kim Dokja gets hit by a rather uncomfortable scenario penalty. Yoo Joonghuyk helps.
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06 Dec 2025
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a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Nov 2019
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When the entire cultivation world turns against Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng comes up with a plan to save him and arranges a marriage between his brother and the Second Jade of Lan, Lan Wangji.
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Concerning the Life and Times of Karkat Vantas, who cared too much and slept too little.
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