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A Present for the Palace by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Mar 2024
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An inappropriate present. A case of mistaken identity. A prank gone out of hand.
Alastor gets left on the doorsteps of the royal palace. Lucifer decides the sinner deserves to be messed with a little bit. However, the consequences of his prank extend far beyond the scope of anything he ever imagined.
Story of his life.
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08 Feb 2026
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A Guide to the Care and Maintenance of the King of Hell by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 May 2024
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Lucifer comes to live at the hotel manic and unbalanced, driving his daughter and the other residents up the wall. Unable to think of a better plan, Vaggie makes a Deal with Alastor. He would take care of the king for six months, after which Lucifer would be forced to leave the hotel.
Alastor takes to the task with gusto, but quickly finds out he might be in over his head.
If only it weren’t for these inconvenient feelings getting in the way...
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06 Feb 2026
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Charlie's friends choose this moment to wander over, which is just perfect timing. By the way Alastor’s fingers dig into his hip, Lucifer knows he hates the scrutiny. He isn’t particularly fond of it himself. He lifts his chin and meets Charlie’s gaze as firmly as he can, which, given the circumstances, isn’t very.
“Honey, listen,” he begins tentatively. “This isn’t—this isn’t how I wanted you to find out.”
She opens her mouth to speak, but Angel Dust beats her to it.
“No way,” he says. “Uh, what the shit? Since when were you guys fucking?”-
Alastor breaks Lucifer out of Vox's machine. This has unexpected consequences.
Or: that awkward moment when you're rescuing your partner who you've been in a secret relationship with for years but then everyone finds out about it so you lowkey just double down and get your partner's ex-wife to marry you to prove it's not an elaborate bit, because, like, when in rome, amiright
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04 Feb 2026
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Lucifer starts randomly sleeping in the Radio Demon's room. Much to Alastor's consternation. A peculiar bond is formed.
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02 Feb 2026
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As the Christmas festivities come to an end, Alastor and Lucifer finally have a moment alone to cozy up by the fireplace.
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27 Jan 2026