Not_Somebody
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the way to a man's heart (is an inkigayo sandwich) by haobinism (Not_Somebody)
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band), Boys Planet (Korea TV)
30 May 2023
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Hanbin wasn’t the type of person you’d expect to be on bad terms with anyone.
He was quite the opposite, in fact. Words like ‘social butterfly’, or ‘easy going’ would be a criminal understatement of his super-human social competencies. Not getting into conflicts is something he kind of prides himself on.
So picture the situation now: The Sung Hanbin has found himself caught in a feud. One he himself started, no less.
The subject of his ire, however, is not a person. And perhaps therein lies the cracks in his social prowess. While he may be an expert with matters of the human mind and heart, knows how and when to deploy flowery language and disarming smiles as easily as a flick of the wrist, he is stumped when the opponent before him does not possess the ability to perceive.
Said soulless object of Hanbin’s troubles comes in the shape of a tightly cling-wrapped triangular block, golden and red fillings of jam-like consistency squished between thick, fluffy layers of white.
In other words: Yes, Sung Hanbin was beefing with a sandwich.
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The Hanbin Collection by haobinism (Not_Somebody) for nocturnus (cerastium)
Fandoms: Boys Planet (Korea TV)
16 Apr 2023
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"Hao-hyung."
Zhang Hao looks over at Sung Hanbin, who is next to him as the group walks back to the dorms after their livestream. Zhang Hao's eyes are wide, in the way they always go when he wants to show that he's listening.
Hanbin's mouth is pinched into an exaggerated pout, eyes big and watery. He's looking at him like a child who's utterly devastated at the lack of attention it's recieving from it's parents.
"Hyung is abandoning me for a new Hanbin."
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Or, when zhang hao announces that one of his closest friends now is phanbin, shanbin gets (jokingly) jealous that zhang hao has replaced him with a 'new hanbin'. phanbin thinks it's absolutely hilarious and decides this is his invitation to initiate a playful war with shanbin for zhang hao's attention
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me and my rival's ship is on the hot searches by haobinism (Not_Somebody)
Fandoms: Boys Planet (Korea TV)
14 Apr 2023
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Zhang Hao's tiring, schedule-packed day is graced by the knowledge that he's (or more specifically, his account) liked a ship edit between himself and Sung Hanbin, one of the other most popular male actors in the industry.
Of course, instead of letting it blow over - no, that would be too normal - their companies decide the best way to fix this is to launch an elaborate campaign for them to play best friends in the public eye.
Not only did he have no hand in any of this mess, he's never even spoken to the guy before. They were 'rivals' due to proximity more than anything, so no, Zhang Hao doesn't hate this Sung Hanbin. In fact, he doesn't even hold any negative feelings towards him, but to act as loving, long-time friends who've 'tragically been forced to hide their friendship all this time because of the cruel and unforgiving industry'...????
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this has to be the worst acting job he's ever taken.