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    “I thought,” Yoongi says, in that calm tone of voice he employs rather frequently with Seokjin, “you wanted a tech advice columnist.”

    “We do,” Seokjin says, smile very firmly in place. “We just need an actual advice columnist too!”

    (Or: Yoongi signs up to be an agony aunt, and ends up in agony.)

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    24 Aug 2019

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    I was born to read OT3 rapline pining fics. This story made me realise that

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    Jin steps out from behind the curtain, right into the spotlight. He’s wearing sheer, thigh high stockings and a pair of briefs that do not cover very much. He walks across the stage in sky high, black heels, tripping once and catching himself on the pole before he falls.

    “This song, it’s not, I mean, it can’t be, right?”

    Jimin looks at him with pity. “It is.”

    “In the arms of an angel, fly away from here,” Sarah McLachlan croons.

     

    In which Seokjin is the world's worst stripper, and this doesn't stop Namjoon from falling for him.

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    26 Jun 2019

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    *angry whispering through gritted teeth* THIS. IS. SO. PRECIOUS.

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    Jungkook is not going to cry. He is not going to cry in the middle of an apothecary in fucking Diagon Alley. He can just imagine the headlines now, Jungkook Jeon Has Breakdown Over Potions Ingredients: What Does This Mean For The Tutshill Tornados’ Playoff Chances?

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    25 Jun 2019

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    Potterheads plz read!!

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    Fuck them.

    Fuck them all.

    Fuck—wait. Who is he fucking?

     

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    Kim Seokjin is a high fashion model in his last semester of college struggling to balance his unusual job and being a normal college student. Namjoon is a normal college student that's surviving on Ramen Noodles and charity.

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    23 May 2019

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    The banter the wit the feelings! This is GOD-TIER namjin dynamics!!

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    Jimin is a lesser known streamer who works at a video game store during the day. He’s pretty happy with his routine and his small audience, at least until famous youtuber AgustD decides to take an interest in his channel.

    Thankfully, he’s too busy developing a crush on Yoongi, one of the store’s new regulars, to worry about it.

    [aka the gamer and streamer/youtuber au nobody asked for]

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    01 May 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    soft jimin... soft yoongi... sofffff yoonmin
    ...thank you

    soft crying