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    After being given more time to show their improvement, the Z-Team wonder how their dispatcher did it.

     

    Everyone knows the SDN only hires heroes, ex-heroes, and ex-villains-turned-Phoenix-Program-heroes.

     

    They just think Robert's the third option.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    The Z-Team didn’t like Robert.

    They were villains. They were fuck ups. They each had a giant chip on their shoulders that barely let them stand next to each other on a good day. As soon as his voice first came on the group call, they had to give him shit. If they didn’t start harassing him, the Blonde Boss Lady would have benched them thinking they were being mind controlled.

    Every handler thought they could “handle” the Phoenix team. Tame them, make them palatable, water them down. Turn them good. So they didn’t like Robert.

    But they did like his voice.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.

    What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    It was supposed to be a joke.

    It was supposed to be a one-off thing to mock the team for how immature they were being.

    So why the fuck was it working??

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Kris was done. They weren't going to tolerate the interdimensional invader in their ribcage any longer. And if they had to open a fountain to get rid of it, they were going to.

    Or at least, they were. Until that invader offered something new: the chance to remember between resets. To make their own decisions with nothing more than some minor advice and a helping hand if requested. Naturally, Kris was interested. And that's why they woke up on Thursday morning, remembering two days that technically hadn't happened yet.

    Messing with the code can be delicate work. Do the wrong thing at the wrong time, and the bridge might just break. Or change fundamentally.

    It's a good thing nothing like that could happen, right?

    ...Right?

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    08 Nov 2025