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• Haram Love by Number2ShrekFa

  Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Turkish Airlines "Türkiye: A Country Of Wonders" Commercial, Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  16 Aug 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)/Habib Ali Ishmael
  • Bulgaria/Cyprus/Egypt/Greece/Romania/Turkey/Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus (Hetalia)
  • Habib Ali Ishmael - Character
  • Postal Dude (Postal Video Games)
  • Mongolian Army
  • Pickles the Drummer
  • Dethklok (Metalocalypse)
  • Nathan Explosion
  • Toki Wartooth
  • William Murderface
  • Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  • Mutahar Anas | SomeOrdinaryGamers
  • Puppy Play
  • BDSM
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • Mongolian Army Invasion
  • I've put those tags but I don't even know how to use them in the story
  • Sharia rules
  • Jealousy
  • Abuse
  • Lucky Ganeesh
  • throat singing
  • Deep Throating
  • Anal Sex
  • suppressed homosexuality
  • Gay Sex
  • Toxic Relationship
  • Ginger and Arab love
  • Married man with secret gay relationship
  • SomeOrdinaryGamers - Freeform
  • Mutahar Anas - Freeform
  • Drug Abuse
  • little bit of racism

  Summary

  So I did a lot of math about Postal Dude's age. He's canonically 27 years old in 1997 when the first game came out and the second game came out in 2003. First we do 1997-27 to find Postal Dude's birth year, it's 1970, then we do 2003-1970 and that's 33 which means Postal Dude is possibly 33 years old in Postal 2.

  Thanks for reading.

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