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    payneland + spit kink (via bubblegum) + cummings

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    vampire charlize and werewolf edith go to an urban fantasy university, what more can i say. (endgame payneland)

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    long-haired charles, that's it that's the series.

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    Some people make the mistake of assuming he's naive about sex, for the simple reason he hasn't dated in a while. Tim has called him a prude, at one point, and implied that he was somehow afraid of the intimacy required by the act; he wasn’t entirely wrong, but this definitely isn’t the reason for Jon's disinterest and general bafflement toward what most people seemed to consider as "what makes them human".

     

    Jon simply hasn't found the right person. That is all it is: high standards, and a reticence to let people in.

     

    (In which Jon finds out society is wrong about what a romantic relationship should be.)

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    25 Apr 2026

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    "I want to ask you some questions, Martin," Jon says suddenly, with renewed, sucked-it-up vigor. "I don't want you to be made uncomfortable, but I... I need to practice my insistence. Compulsion, whatever it's called. I was hoping you might let me practice on you."

    Martin stares at him in horrified disbelief.

    "Right," Jon snorts. "I thought not. That's fine, you can —"

    "— No, wait, I'm not — I'm not saying 'no'," Martin interrupts.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    It shouldn’t have been surprising to learn that Martin hated him. He had been, he knew, a truly terrible boss - he’d treated Martin horribly, caused him to lose his home, nearly gotten him killed. Really, it had been ridiculous to ever think that Martin wouldn’t hate him.

    Still, Jon had been trying, in his own way, to make it up to him. There wasn’t exactly a card at the drugstore that said, “I’m sorry I berated you for six months and caused you to nearly be eaten by a swarm of worms of potentially supernatural origin,” but he’d been trying. He brought Martin breakfast every morning, made sure the breakroom cabinets were stocked with his favorite blends of tea, and had tried to work some genuine praise into his feedback of Martin’s work. None of it was the direct apology that his conscience told him he really ought to give, but Martin had appreciated it. Or seemed to, anyway.

    Jon wasn’t certain what motivated the decision he made next - whether it was guilt or spite or something else. He could, he knew, be quite petty when the situation called for it. Either way, he made up his mind then and there to prove Martin wrong. He was going to be the best fake boyfriend he could be.

     

    A Fake Dating AU!

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Three of possibly the drunkest university students Martin has ever seen stumble in, laughing uproariously. He doesn’t say that lightly; working in a coffee shop near a university means he has seen his fair share of drunken students. But this. This is something he’s never seen before.

    It is five thirty am on a Wednesday.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Gregory laughed. “I like it,” he said. “You’re a looker in every universe, Mycroft Holmes.”

    It was the sort of thing Gregory might have said in his own time, and it sent a spark of annoyance through Mycroft. Then, self-pity; it occurred to him that he might never see the version of Gregory—indeed, the world—he knew again. He wanted to be angry, but he was just tired. “Please don’t say that,” he said.

    “Why not? It’s true.”

    “I am not my brother,” Mycroft said. “I do not believe in hearing the truth to the exclusion of all else. Or what you believe to be true.”

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    24 Apr 2026