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    Five times Robby and Jack kiss for plausibly deniable, purely platonic, eminently explicable reasons; and one time it’s, perhaps, slightly more difficult to explain away.

    Why Robby thought he could get away with simply going to a ball game with his good buddy is beyond him. He should have known there was some sort of cosmic power set against him; a constant portent of misfortune hanging on his brow, following his steps like a particularly prickly house cat, tripping his gait at every available turn. Murphy’s Law ought to be renamed, frankly. Robinavitch’s Law might have less of a ring to it but at the very least, it certainly rings true.

    All this to say, when the Kiss Cam becomes unerringly trained upon the figures of Robby and Jack way out in the edge of the stands, he should be less surprised than he is.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    The Battle of Geonosis was their hardest yet, and the 212th was looking forward to a little rest in the aftermath. The plan was for them to join General Windu on Dantooine to assist with the easy task of post-battle clean up. But of course that was too good to be true.

    Instead, they were sent to the Galigann sector. With the Trade Federation's devastating involvement on Dantooine, public opinion is finally turning against their so called 'neutrality'. The GAR wants to use this as justification to bring the fight right to their doorstep.

    They weren't expecting it to be a very difficult assignment. They also weren't expecting to find a ragtag group of surviving clones left over from the failed first assault 9 months ago. Or the forgotten Jedi padawan who's been leading them ever since.

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    In which Obi-Wan finally gets the padawan he wanted, falls in love with his Commander, and forces Anakin to do some deep soul-searching. Not necessarily in that order.

    This obviously can't save the whole galaxy. A Sith Lord's master plan isn't so easily unraveled. But maybe things don't have to be quite so awful this time around.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    ‘Anakin was like my brother,’ he admitted, a little sadly. ‘Cody was… different.’

    ‘And they’re both gone. Anakin and Cody are gone,’ Luke whispered, a wisp of sorrow and a wisp of hope intermingling in the Force. Ben hated that he had to be the one to kill the hope.

    ‘Yes, darling. They’re both gone,’ Ben whispered, running a callused hand through Luke’s soft hair. ‘But they both live on in our memories and in the Force.’

    ‘What was he like then? Tell me about him so he can live in my memory too.'

     

    Or, Luke's Uncle Ben goes missing and a mercenary who shines like the sun helps find him.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Can I put the Chancellor on refresher duty?

    GENERAL GINGER: I wish I could say yes, but unfortunately, no.

    FOXFOXFOXFOXFOX: Kark.

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    TW: Yoda, stairs, and a singular mashed potato

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    05 Nov 2025