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You are ULDER RAVENGARD.
Your son is completely besotted with his fiancé, but you can’t figure out the appeal. He’s spoiled, and petty, and seems chiefly concerned with draining the Ravengard coffers. You are, frankly, at your wits’ fucking end.
Surely the only solution is to declare an INSANE SECRET WAR on him before he can ruin the MIDWINTER'S EVE BALL. This cannot possibly backfire.
[A choose-your-own-adventure Astarion son-in-law simulator. Happy Holidays! Or possibly the opposite of that.]
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11 Aug 2025
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The Transcendent Evisceration of the World You Thought You Knew by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Fandoms: Scarlet Hollow (Video Game)
28 Feb 2024
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It all started when Haven Scarlet opened their damned mouth, prattling on about truth and grotesquery, death and beauty. Half of it was probably bullshit, but Reese wanted more, and Haven was more than happy to come back and provide it. Together, they piece together some awful truths about their families and the town, and Reese remembers what it's like to want to live, much to his own horror. Haven sticks around to
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- Part 1 of Duct Tape for Broken Dreams
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08 May 2025
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ISO: Carer to look after my father for 8 weeks this summer.
Dad is 71, early stage Parkinson’s disease, broke his hip 6 weeks ago. No signs of cognitive decline; mostly needs help with household tasks (cooking, light cleaning, laundry, grocery shopping), getting dressed, showering, changing cat litter/general cat care, getting to and from appointments.
Please know what you are getting into; Dad is physically more or less in good health but awful at accepting his limitations, unnecessarily mean, generally uncooperative, and largely nocturnal. Imagine yourself caring for a feral raccoon that is convinced it’s going to write another book, then subtract everything that is cute about raccoons.
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19 Mar 2025
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The final time you called me baby by riverwrenwrites
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
05 Mar 2025
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The interview is done, Louis is gone, and Daniel can finally get the fuck out of Dubai and go home to his significantly less comfortable couch. But there's something lingering in that penthouse. Memories that don't make sense. And try as he might, Daniel can't resist the pull, and the answers Armand might finally give him.
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What really happened between Daniel and Armand in that penthouse after Louis left? And what in the goddamn hell went down in San Francisco?
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- Part 1 of The final time you called me baby
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06 Mar 2025
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There’s a discussion to be had about human language failing to create a more inclusive word than "humanity," but you aren’t thinking about that now. Now, as you’re lying on your bedroll and staring up into eyes that burn red in the dying embers of the campfire, all you can think is *Astarion isn’t human.*
There’s still a ghost of his touch along your throat, where his fingers had frozen in the process of- of what, exactly?
“This isn’t what it looks like,” he says, and the silver tongue that’s talked him out of a dozen arrests has apparently deserted him, because this is *exactly* what it looks like.OR: I wanted a fic about what it must be like to have such a genuinely terrifying guy skulking around being gorgeous all the time.
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12 Sep 2024
