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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    The night Penelope is asked the most important question of her life, she is wearing a hot pink feather boa. With sparkles, and a sparkly pink penis tiara to match. Naturally. 

    The question is not will you marry me, which should have been the most important question of her life (a fact of which she is perfectly aware, thank you very much). It is not do you, Penelope Featherington, take Alfred Debling to be your lawfully wedded husband, because she has a few days left before their officiant asks her that particular question.

    “I’m sorry,” Penelope says. “What did you say?” 

    She’d heard him, but she’s drunk in a hot pink feather boa and a penis crown and surely Colin Bridgerton cannot be asking her about regrets.

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 80

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    “Would you help me?” she asked.

    “What?” The tea cup nearly slipped from his grasp.

    “I think I just need some help to…make things interesting–for the story, I mean.”

    “Oh…um…of course, I’d love to help you, Pen,” he said quietly before adding, “but, I’m not sure how?” His massive frame shrunk, shy and hesitant – a stark contrast to the typically poised, confident Colin Bridgerton she knew.

    “Well, I think the biggest challenge is going to be…positioning. My characters have a height difference, kind of like you and me.” She could feel her cheeks flush at her admission, but she bravely continued. “If we could just…simulate various positions–clothes on and everything…that might help?”

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    OR Penelope asks Colin to help her simulate sex positions so she can figure out the logistics of smut. As a friend.

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    12 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    A warmth spread through her, consuming her, until even the air seemed too thick to draw into her lungs. She pressed her palms against her knees, as though to steady herself, yet her mind would not be stilled. She saw again that brief flash of his smile, the one that had undone her entirely, and her breath trembled.

    What foolishness this was. What wicked foolishness. And yet… she could not summon the shame she knew she ought to feel. Her sisters often spoke of temptation as something that hunted the innocent, but Penelope could not help but feel, in that moment, that it was she who hunted it.

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    Deemed hopeless on the marriage market and quietly sent away to a convent, Penelope spends five quiet years trying to tame her heart before taking her vows. But when a young farmer begins assisting Sister Agatha, his gentle presence awakens feelings she ought never to harbour. Try as she might, Penelope cannot banish these wicked longings, nor the dangerous hope that her life beyond the convent walls might yet be her own.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “And it's all in how you mix the two
    And it starts just where the light exists
    It's a feeling that you cannot miss
    It burns a hole through everyone that feels it.”
    — The Used, Blue & Yellow
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    Best friends Colin and Penelope fall in love as teenagers, then find themselves in a precarious situation that puts both of their futures in jeopardy and blows up both of their families. How will they deal with the fallout and carve their own paths, all while trying to balance normal adolescence and young adulthood?
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    PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!

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    10 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    With baby Elliot Thomas Bridgerton, named the new Lord Featherington, Penelope and Colin find themselves settling into the Featherington Estate alongside the ever-watchful Portia. An arrangement that guarantees life with Portia will be anything but peaceful. As Christmas approaches, the couple juggles hosting their first dinner, adjusting to parenthood, and stealing moments of intimacy where they can. When Portia accidentally overhears more than she ever wished to, she's forced into an awkward confrontation. Unfortunately for every involved, it will not be the last time.

    Or the one with Portia hearing Polin having sex.....and.....so much more.
    ❅❆🔞🤤🍆🎄🍑🕯❅❆

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    10 Jan 2026