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    It was times like these when Felix almost preferred Dimitri to accompany him to the baths. At least Dimitri knew better than to annoy him when he was at his most vulnerable. Felix’s silence would have gone unnoticed, accepted even, but Sylvain was unfortunately well-versed in Felix’s non-verbal language.

    “You’ve jerked off, haven’t you?” Sylvain asked a few moments later, curious.

    “I’m not talking about this with you,” Felix replied tersely, dumping a basin of water over his head.

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    Sylvain teaches Felix about sex.

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    Ferdinand von Aegir is an Alpha.

    Or, at least, he thought he was.

    After Ferdinand suddenly goes into heat while in the presence of Edelgard--an alpha on the brink of going into a rut--Hubert makes a spilt-second decision: he bites the nape of Ferdinand's neck, forming a temporary bond with him.

    Jan 24, 2022: This fic is officially back from hiatus!

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    03 Jun 2021

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    "I am enabling your severe caffeine addiction," Ferdinand says with a sigh. "Once this mess has been sorted out, we are going to have a long discussion about your unhealthy habits."

    "Duly noted," says Hubert. "I have several objections about your midday skincare routine."

    "Hush," says Ferdinand, but as he turns away Hubert can see that he is smiling. It's a terrible expression on Hubert's features—tender and vulnerable and compassionate—and it makes the heart that is not his own ache in his unfamiliar chest.

    Late submission for Ferdibert Week 2020's "Bodyswap" prompt.

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    "Me. You could practice on me. If I'm telling you that you can do it, it can't be wrong to practice - just in case - "

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    Sylvain ropes Felix into a threesome. And then another. And a few more after that. Felix is into it, but tries to pretend he's not.

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    Sylvain remembers thinking, after Glenn died and Felix decided that his sword would be his new best friend, "He's grieving right now. But I'll have my friend back soon and then I'll tell him how I feel." And then, after the rebellion, "He's in shock. But I'll have my friend back soon and then I'll tell him how I feel."

     

    Now he knows the truth: He'll never have his friend back. He'll never tell him how he feels.

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    03 Jun 2020

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I cry I need sleel