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    The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:

    Why do I want to eat my husband?

    Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement

    Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.

    Wanting to squish and bite my husband

    The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.

    Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important

    Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.

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    Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

    (+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)

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    29 Mar 2026

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    And so Shane steps into the Voyageurs' locker room, Luca on his heels, leaving the door open just a crack so Ilya and the others can hear what's going on.

    The room goes quiet immediately, all faces turning to Shane in shock.

    Hayden's the first to react, scrambling up from his stall, eyes wide. "Shane? What's going on?"

    "I just wanted to see if any of you were willing to talk? So quiet on the ice today. I thought you'd have things to say to me, all things considered." Shane sweeps his gaze over his former team, uses his disappointed-Captain-voice and feels a smidge of smugness when it clearly hits them as it always has. "So say them to my fucking face, not behind my back."

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    Shane needs to clear the air with the Montreal Voyageurs. Post-Book 6: The Long Game.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    When an innocent little bite to Shane's inner thigh gets more of a reaction than either of them were expecting, suddenly one tiny chomp turns into so much more.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Russians do not blush. Russians do not get sick. Ilya gets concussions. He gets stitches. He skates on cracked ribs and calls it fine. He does not get sick. Which is why, when he wakes up at three in the morning in the middle of June, shaking so hard his teeth knock together, his first instinct is irritation.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    “Hmm… if I could go back in time, I would have many things to tell myself, probably.”

    “Oh, yeah? Like what?”

    “Like,” Ilya took a deep breath, “Oh, young Ilya, give this sad Canadian boy a chance. There will be much improvement in his skills in few years.”

    Shane furrowed his eyebrows, “what, like, in hockey?”

    “No. Blowjob. You are much better about your teeth.”

    or, a sweet night at the cottage

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    06 Mar 2026